The wolfshirt has returned

carmen · May 2009

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_rdp_hist_hdr_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

this might be a latepass but holy shit.

"I read the reviews with mounting excitement. I'm an old lesbian and I know this is the chick-magnet shirt for me. I ordered "immediate" delivery, using my amazon.com reward certificate. Oh, wait.. the doorbell....

The wolf-moon glows through the shipping box. My fingers rip cardboard.

The wolf-tee hugs my womyn body; canines howling from my breast. I tuck it into my 501s, strap on my lavender fanny pack and head for Safeway and the lesbian-rich vegan aisle. I can't wait."

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

MOD · May 2009

So who's buying this for Mougar?

whynot_31 · May 2009

does Mougar need our help?

voodoonyc · May 2009

Carmen - those reviews are hysterical. Each one is better than the next. I especially like the one about using the wolf shirt for a Shamwow.

carmen · May 2009

for some reason its more hilarious than the original wolfshirt site because its on freaking amazon. Like, with legit products. I love it.

funkytoot · May 2009

I can't thank you enough for guiding me to this site. As a weak and lonely man, I know that this is the product for me. I just ordered mine, and cannot wait to have it's raw, animalistic energy begin to fill me upon arrival. What mystical powers will it fill me with, I wonder?

MOD · May 2009

funkytoot, you'll be pulling more pussy than Hugh Hefner in his prime.

funkytoot · May 2009

Mamacita! Quite the word choice there, young lady. (*wink) Besides, if I wanted pussy I'd probably wear a similar shirt but with Hugh Jackman howling at the moon (don't the ladies just love him?) Since I'm gay, I'll stick with the wolves and see what happens....

:-'

MOD · May 2009

HA! Sorry, that word choice was actually from the first and original wolf shirt thread

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

So damn funny! But don't worry Wolf Shirts will attract any gender regardless of it's host. You wear it and they'll be ravishing you in seconds. BEWARE! Few can handle its power!

whynot_31 · May 2009

the wolf shirt works on attracting men and women, brilliant.

...so single women could wear the wolf shirt?
...along with gay men.

who knew.

meganlibrarian · May 2009

I seriously cried laughing while reading the first few reviews. My husband was worried for my health. This is so full of win and awesome.

opossumqueen · May 2009

It's big news now, in the Washington Post.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

"And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase.

"I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer.

"My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!" "

opossumqueen · May 2009

It's big news now, in the Washington Post.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html?g=0

"And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase.

"I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer.

"My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!" "

MOD · May 2009

"Wolf shirts are super hot right now," he said. "It's the year of the wolf, I guess."

EPIC!! One of us really needs to buy one of these!

MOD · May 2009

"Wolf shirts are super hot right now," he said. "It's the year of the wolf, I guess."

EPIC!! One of us really needs to buy one of these!

carnivore · May 2009

In the NYT today:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/nyregion/25towns.html

em26 · May 2009

^ That shirt is hot.

It's growing on me , I guess.

WTF? :scratch:

gfunkera615 · May 2009

who is going to be the first Brooklynian to buy it and wear it out? any bets?

em26 · May 2009

I say Carnivore.

Rock that shit , Carny!

flo · May 2009

[quote=Carnivore]In the NYT today:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/25/nyregion/25towns.html

Get outta here. Carni---is the times article for real? People aren't just adding their own funny reviews to the site, they are buying the shirt?

carnivore · May 2009

Em26 wrote: I say Carnivore.

Rock that shit , Carny!

We can't let that happen. My natural animal magnetism combined with the powers of that shirt could tear a rift in the fabric of space-time and destroy us all.

em26 · May 2009

Carnivore wrote: [quote=Em26]I say Carnivore.

Rock that shit , Carny!

We can't let that happen. My natural animal magnetism combined with the powers of that shirt could tear a rift in the fabric of space-time and destroy us all.

Damn!

Is there not anyone else?

whynot_31 · May 2009

well, if we restrict its use to only people who do not think they are presently hot, we may not get any volunteers.

If someone passes out (or falls asleep) at Bear Mountain, we could try to slip it one them.

XXXL is definately the way to go. If I were the manufacturer, I wouldn't bother making anything smaller.