Carmen's Real Housewives Thread :)

Joan Rivers (one of my fav reality stars!) is selling her place. Take a look at the slideshow. It's like Versailles:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/06/joan_rivers_penthouse.html?mid=daily-in

ok the woman is obviously not going to kidnap your child...but she's clearly sketch and needs to not be a part of a sane person's social circle

Flexichick wrote: [quote=scarlett]Wait, what's wrong with being a former stripper whose ex husband was a dirty cop?

now you know why I don't let you bitches know about MY past ;-)

But Potter tells us all at all the events she drinks with us at!!!!! (wow that grammar was horrible)

heh

scarlett wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=scarlett]Wait, what's wrong with being a former stripper whose ex husband was a dirty cop?

now you know why I don't let you bitches know about MY past ;-)

But Potter tells us all at all the events she drinks with us at!!!!! (wow that grammar was horrible)

even she knows NOTHING!

eh....I do have some stories....I just don't tell them all.....they do still make me laugh (and wonder how I didn't get myself arrested or killed)

Carmen wrote: look at that fucking house. my god.

whoa...that room is HUGE

scarlett wrote: Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

I'm 42...I'm slowing down with age

LOOK PAYING IN CASH AGAIN!!!

That is the fucking tackiest house I've ever seen. I want to puke in it.

Flexichick wrote: [quote=scarlett]Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

I'm 42...I'm slowing down with age

Um, so am I and I am still raring to go!!!!!!!

scarlett wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=scarlett]Oh please- we know you never leave the house due to some breakage or other. How much trouble can you get into? I on the other hand........

I'm 42...I'm slowing down with age

Um, so am I and I am still raring to go!!!!!!!


trust me, there are some more yah yahs waiting to get out when this fucking boot cast comes off

wrong place at the wrong time? which time? stripping time? kidnapping time? sleeping with 1000 men time?

this is her gay boyfriend of 20+ years and he doesn't know the story?

oy, crying.

omg "he had like, 30 rooms, i dont know whats going on"

yes bc no one knows when their boyfriend is slinging coke out of his MANSION THAT HE SOMEHOW OWNS WITH NO JOB that is FULLY STAFFED WITH COLOMBIANS


yes. no.