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Jackasses on the N train after work — Brooklynian

Jackasses on the N train after work

anastasia beaverhausen
anastasia beaverhausen
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
It's a quiet commute until these two 20-something assholes got on the train already drunk and carrying a six-pack of beer. A seat opened up and an older man went to sit down just as one of the drunks decided he was going to swing around the pole into it. He decided to give it to the older guy. As the ride progresses, I guess this annoyed drunk guy #1. He began berating the guy for not letting a woman sit (no woman even approached the seat). At one point, a young woman kind of stood between them and tried to calm the situation and asked the guys to leave the older guy alone. She got off at 14th St. and it was still going on. The entire ride, these two assholes screamed and yelled about how this guy was a douche bag, a cocksucker. The older guy finally speaks up and tells them to go away. He has an accent. That was it. They were practically in his face about how Americans give their seats to women (I have never witnessed this myself), then they start throwing beer on the older guy's newspaper as he's reading it. The funniest part was when Drunk #1 would scream "This is AMERICA!" Drunk #2 would chime in "AMERICA!!" Drunk #2 had a Spanish accent. Apparently, South America counts in this situation.

I got off the train at 36th St. to transfer but decided to walk up to the booth attendant first. I took note of the number of the car and reported it. Thankfully, he picked up the phone and called it in right away hopefully before it got to 59th St. These guys were looking for a fight and I can only imagine what it would have escalated to.
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  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    [ insert Team America theme song here... ]
  • blackoneblack
    blackoneblack
    i hate shit like that. More than once I've gotten in the middle and one day i'm gonna get my ass kicked.....
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    You couldn't youtube that shit? Lame.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Hah, too lazy.

    Fine, have it your way. :lol:

  • meredithb
    meredithb
    You are the salt of the earth. There should be more people like you.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    MeredithB wrote: You are the salt of the earth. There should be more people like you.
    While I'd normally be inclined to agree, I don't think the world is ready for more like me. I am too awesome.
  • vidro3
    vidro3
    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: You couldn't youtube that shit? Lame.
    shoulda taken your own advice beave. what, your phone doesn't have a camera?
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    vidro3 wrote: [quote=Anastasia Beaverhausen]You couldn't youtube that shit? Lame.
    shoulda taken your own advice beave. what, your phone doesn't have a camera?

    Shut up, you.
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    image
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    The funniest part was when Drunk #1 would scream "This is AMERICA!" Drunk #2 would chime in "AMERICA!!" Drunk #2 had a Spanish accent. Apparently, South America counts in this situation.
    For argument's sake-

    South America would technically count.

    Having a spanish accent would imply Spain- which would not be considered America or [n].

    Feeble attempts at civility are bombastic, you came off pretentious, and ultimately squealed- its ok.

    Brooklyn has changed and so those residing in it.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    No, having a Spanish accent would imply one speaks Spanish.

    Yes, I "squealed" because pouring your beer on an old man who's doing nothing but reading the paper on his commute home and screaming in his face that he's a cocksucker and a fucking asshole while women, children and others are trying to get home from work is the American way, after all.

    I'm glad you created this log in name just to be a jerk off. As usual. :roll:
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    Ever notice how an English accent imputes England- not the US?

    I created this log-in to reply- as a lurker i had no other choice.
    As usual.
    I don't get it. But its cool. Just saying.

    - Again.

    Your attempt to make things right wasn't flawed or extraneous. Sharing the experience, while taking a despot approach to what American was, is, or who could be it- was. Me thinks.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    but really, where would the lounge be if not for the extraneous?
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    I'll add him to my legions of fans.
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    Fans
    it's just the internet.

    :D
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    By the way....is there a Mexican accent or a Mexican language? Do you tell people from Mexico that they speak Mexican? Or do people from Mexico speak something...oh, I don't know...like Spanish?
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    Spanglish.
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    Just stop.

    It's not that serious, really.

    -If pedestrian #2 was in fact Mexican or assumed to be [by you, again] then perhaps addressing him as such would have been more specific.

    Still- he would have been American, would still not have a Spanish accent but a Mexican one and you'd probably still care to save face way more than you should.


    Hypocrisy in the guise of civility- blogs.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    dude, i hate to be the voice of reason here, but you're BOTH right.

    bkChimp -- your terminology is what i grew up with

    beave -- your terminology seems to be the dominant one in new york, where dominicans call their restaurants "spanish" and a hefty number of spanish-speaking peoples call themselves "spanish" (rather than hispanic or some other umbrella term) when not specifying their (or their progenitors') country of origin.

    i don't think hypocrisy enters into this situation at all, though.

    now go out and play before i have to make a mod note about not fighting in the house.
  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Well it's sooooo obvious that the real issue here is whether or not Protagonist #2 was Spanish, Dominican, Mexican, or Puerto Rican. It has nothing to do with the fact that two young, healthy, drunk males were menacing a much older man who was merely sitting down after a long day with his paper. It has nothing to do with the two jerks spewing hate on a train populated with the women they were so gallantly trying to obtain seats for or their children who sat gaping wide eyed and asking their mothers what a cocksucker is.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Can we move on before there's more fighting? Let it go.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    :-'

    I like puppies and kitty cats!
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    There's a selection of great companions at Sean Casey's animal rescue.

    Adopt a friend in desperate need of one.

    718-436-5163
  • MOD
    MOD
    True Brooklynchimp :lol:
    And for the record, like Sweettea, I was asking everyone, not singling anyone out. to chill. Brooklynian board rules, we must abide.
  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant
    BrooklynChimp wrote: There's a selection of great companions at Sean Casey's animal rescue.

    Adopt a friend in desperate need of one.

    718-436-5163
    :sign-offtopic:
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    Cool beans.
  • garfunky
    garfunky

    Subject: Re: Jackasses on the N train after work

    Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: I got off the train at 36th St. to transfer but decided to walk up to the booth attendant first. I took note of the number of the car and reported it. Thankfully, he picked up the phone and called it in right away hopefully before it got to 59th St. These guys were looking for a fight and I can only imagine what it would have escalated to.
    i only recently noticed this thread but want to point out that
    you should not have called the proper authorities

    the proper action would have been to follow them home find out where they work and begin slandering their respective places of employ here on the brooklynian.

    sarcasm off (and not directed at you anyways)

    by the way, the wife still wont let me date, but im making progress...
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Yes, I am still waiting for her signed agreement.
  • garfunky
    garfunky
    scarlett wrote: Yes, I am still waiting for her signed agreement.
    will invisible ink suffice ???
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Is that how she signed your marriage license?
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