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The Rant Rave thread - Page 142 — Brooklynian

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  • anastasia beaverhausen
    anastasia beaverhausen
    Mougar wrote: This thread has gone for 90 pages, but I think now is the time to close it so we never have to see those posts again.
    Don't be upset that we treat you like a piece of meat. Well, maybe not you.
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    Yes, which pages, specifically would you like to delete, Mougar?
  • mougar
    mougar
    scarlett wrote: Yes, which pages, specifically would you like to delete, Mougar?
    I was of course referring to le beave's penis comments.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    So -wait- women can talk about men's penises.

    ...but it is still bad form for men to talk about women's vagina's, right?

    Just tryin' to stay up to date
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    women's vagina's what? (and you're talking about something belonging to the one we all share, not to our individual ones, right?)
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    maybe I was referring to something owned by the vagina.

    like the cervix
  • MOD
    MOD
    There's tales told about the One Great Vagina! It would swim the 7 seas on the waves of its majestic lips.....


    (sweetT you finish this story... need to check on my cooking!)
  • altobarb
    altobarb
    I want to hear what whynot has to say about the vagina.

    I also want to hear how the seafaring vagina story ends
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Has this thread been merged with the fishing thread?
  • vhamer
    vhamer
    whynot_31 wrote: Has this thread been merged with the fishing thread?
    No more vagina talk from you! :shock:
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Mamacita wrote: There's tales told about the One Great Vagina! It would swim the 7 seas on the waves of its majestic lips.....
    I didn't start it.

    ...it sounded like Gilligan's Island - Titantic theme that was goin' on for a while.

    I'm just sayin'
  • flo
    flo
    Uh huh. Go say "vagina" and "fishing" in the same sentence to your wife. Go on. We'll wait.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    she is still deciding as to whether the vagina owns the cervix.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    it's a tough call, but i say they are their own. if any ownership applied, i would think the uterus would get dibs on the cervix.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    And on that note...



  • mrs whynot
    mrs whynot
    So you all know, it is best to ignore him. Telling him no, only encourages his behavior. Alternately you could start to discuss the use of the biscuit joiner. (For those of you whose brains are in the gutter, that is a legitimate woodworking device).

    In proper feminist form, ownership is so patriarchal a concept. Perhaps it is better to say the cervix is housed in the vagina.
  • mougar
    mougar
    mrs whynot wrote: Alternately you could start to discuss the use of the biscuit joiner.
    The best joint to joke about is of course the tongue in groove.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Rave: Woodshop jokes for everyone!

    http://www.benchnotes.com/Humour/woodworking_jokes.htm
  • zuela
    zuela
    mrs whynot wrote: So you all know, it is best to ignore him. Telling him no, only encourages his behavior. Alternately you could start to discuss the use of the biscuit joiner. (For those of you whose brains are in the gutter, that is a legitimate woodworking device).

    In proper feminist form, ownership is so patriarchal a concept. Perhaps it is better to say the cervix is housed in the vagina.
    mrswhynot, please make your man come over and put my backyard table together. He's whining about it because it doesn't involve welding (and of course, I don't have a man cave)
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    she is powerful, but not that powerful.
  • markm80
    markm80
    whynot_31 wrote: she is powerful, but not that powerful.

    rut roh.

    mrswhynot - care to chime in???
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Craig is powerful, talk to him.

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/tls?query=welder&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

    ...then talk to me.

    P.S. You have a 220V outlet I can use?
  • carmen
    carmen
    rant: phonecalls 7am-2pm. Again.

    Longest. conference. calls. ever.
  • kenneyo
    kenneyo
    rant: big sinus headache. I hope I'm not getting sick. Anybody else suffering with bad sinuses lately?
  • scarlett
    scarlett
    haha Flexi, I am so tired I read "anus headache!"

    Rant/rave: just had a conference call sitting with the acting president and my new boss the cfao. While both of them respected my imput and asked me for information, the acting president correctly pronounced my name every time and my new boss nary a once.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    jeebus. almost as bad as my (college) students who still spell my name wrong in the headers of their final papers. i try not to accidentally take of points for that, but....

    rave: migraine finally gone!

    rant: now i have to motor through all those papers i couldn't deal with yesterday.
  • kitten11204
    kitten11204
    rave: sunbathing in bikini in yard
    rant: superfuckingchubby

    rave: Jackson chasing (but not catching) butterflies
  • jenruns
    jenruns
    rave: has anybody seen this Australian reporter on CNN? He says Nick-a-rag-you-a and totally sounds like an infomercial host

    http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/ware.michael.html
  • meredithb
    meredithb
    RAVE: I'm going out with David Byrne girl tomorrow! (we finally meet!)
  • sheebah
    sheebah
    MeredithB wrote: RAVE: I'm going out with David Byrne girl tomorrow! (we finally meet!)
    Yay! and what do you have planned for this d-a-t-e (I like to spell the dirty words)?
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