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Gay Penguins Break Up Over A Woman — Brooklynian

Gay Penguins Break Up Over A Woman

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  • MOD
    MOD
    BITCHES!!! I'll shank you!
  • lo kee
    lo kee
    See... it IS a choice.







    (jk!)
  • antigone
    antigone
    Homewrecker!
  • rickie lee
    rickie lee
    that penguin has a hypnotic vagina, just like Angelina Jolie.
  • domino
    domino
    Just that a female in a tuxedo sends out mixed messages.

    Wait until the burrow goes co-op . . .
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    Today's question: When gay marriage is fully accepted, will it be scandalous if one of the members of a married gay couple cheats with a straight person?

    ...sort like a ex-NJ Gov McGreevy situation, only different.

    P.S. I am not opposed to gay marriage; I am simply bored at work.
  • domino
    domino
    Scandalous??? Naaah -only if there is a famous party involved.

    Once gay marriages are legal unfortunately they will be subject to same draconian domestic relations law as hetero marriages. You can allege infidelity but you basically have to get photos of the spouse in the act in order for it carry any credence.

    I think homicide is a much better option - and the incarceration period would be less!
  • brokechick
    brokechick
    am i a bad person if this story gives me hope that maybe someday rupert everett will marry me after all?
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=rupert+everett+&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

    damn you for making me look up a British hottie.
  • brokechick
    brokechick
    um, i fail to see how being given an opportunity to gaze upon rupert's numminess is bad. he is so full of white hot awesome. maybe this wiley widow penguin can give me some pointers.
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    I will admit he is good looking. I will not admit I find him "nummi"
  • brokechick
    brokechick
    of course not, you couldn't; the unmodified adjective form is "nummy."
  • whynot_31
    whynot_31
    exactly, I could admit to him being nummy but not nummi.

    ...note, just because I could doesn't mean I am,
  • domino
    domino
    I think the operative word in numb-y. Appears to be numb.
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