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SHUT UP!! — Brooklynian

SHUT UP!!

new2hood
edited November -1 in Park Slope
Is there a special convention of folks on their "I need a bigger penis" motorcycles going on mid-slope, or is it just a coincidence that no less than 8 bikes have gone by my home in the last 2 hours?

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  • Dear New,

    Sit in a relaxed position, close your eyes, take a deep breath . . . and let the motorcycle moghuls whose egos are attached to their tailpipes go. I could have written something a little more graphic but I wasn't sure that it would be appropriate for this forum.

    :ncool:

    Femme
  • Funny, just as I read this an obnoxious motorcyclist just revved up and did about 40 down my 20 miles an hour speed limit block. assholes.

    Yeah, i hear them now, but I didn't notice them until you pointed it out. Eh, they'll shut up soon enough. It's only 10.
  • they are assholes and the pigs won't enforce any laws
  • on the one hand, they are assholes.

    on the other hand, loud tailpipes save lives.

    on the other hand, they're assholes.
  • So, from the hours of 8pm to 10pm eight motorcycles rode past your house in the biggest city in the world? They were loud?

    I kant believe those tiny peckered assholes dared to indulged in efficient, albeit loud, transportation. I bet they were homos.
  • vidro3 wrote: on the one hand, they are assholes.

    on the other hand, loud tailpipes save lives.

    on the other hand, they're assholes.
    http://www.virginiawind.com/byways/loud_pipes_save_lives.asp

    Loud pipes don't really save lives.
  • Subject: motorcycles

    it was actually more like 200 and they drove on the walkways of the park right in front of cops who were obviously scared of them. i asked a cop what was going on and he said "a bad ass barbecue" - what bullshit.
  • It was total bullshit. I was trying to drive down Prospect Park West around 9th Street and the street was almost completely blocked off because of these bikes and some cars just hanging out double and triple parked. I can't imagine this had just spontaneously happened and ended just as quickly and that the police didn't know what was happening. It wasn't really a big deal but I think the police were ignoring the situation instead of dealing with it.
  • There were a bunch of assholes on bikes riding down flatbush last night at about 9:30. They were doing really well with swerving into oncoming traffic to pass on the left as well as almost hitting parked cars while trying to pass on the right.

    People need to stop thinking this city is their personal playground. From the motorcycles, shootings, and bikes, to the hipsters, strollers and off the leash dog people. It's getting really frustrating to live here. Have some respect for yourself and others. Damn.

    / realizes I'm preaching to the choir /
  • I saw a bunch cruising down Court street in Carroll Gardens as well. Might have been a rally or run somewhere. I think, however grouping everyone who rides a motorcycle into having small penises, is somewhat small brained. But thats just me.
    There are plenty of MCs (motorcycle clubs, for those who wouldn't get the abbreviation) that do runs for charity, sick friends, toys for tots, or disease research (maybe why the cops didnt want to arrest people, bad press for them if it was for charity), But who would know why they were riding last night for sure, no one.
    I'm not justifying the bikers speeding down streets illegally or going onto the sidewalks, i can't imagine they were all doing this, it just seems silly to lump all bikers into one group.
    We all know that some people on this board and other neighborhood blogs lump all Park Slopers into some pretty insulting groups and we all know thats untrue, yes?

    Below is a link to several rallys in the NY area these guys could have been coming from, 95% were for charity, again, that doesnt give them a right to act illegally, i know

    http://www.ny-biker.com/events/new-york/july.htm
  • my apologies. I did not mean to infer that all motorcycle riders had small penises...what I MEANT to say is all motorcycle riders who have motorcycles that are loud enough to set off car alarms have small penises. Hope that clears up any confusion.
  • new2hood wrote: my apologies. I did not mean to infer that all motorcycle riders had small penises...what I MEANT to say is all motorcycle riders who have motorcycles that are loud enough to set off car alarms have small penises. Hope that clears up any confusion.
    I drive a scooter. Does this mean I am massive?
  • I'm sure you are....

    :D
  • I ride a motorcycle that won't blow your ears off due to it's pipes and guys like these annoy the hell out of me. That said, guys like this usually don't live too long. Best bet is just to not be there when they use their junk instead of their head to think with.

    Oh and anyone else think that this many people just aren't meant to live this close together? Tend to get on each other's nerves...
  • Just to stir the pot, I have the local news on and think I heard something about a kid in LI being killed by a motorcyclist while the kid was changing a flat on a bike path.

    Timely news report to this weekend. Now we just need one on trash.
  • OpossumQueen wrote: Just to stir the pot, I have the local news on and think I heard something about a kid in LI being killed by a motorcyclist while the kid was changing a flat on a bike path.

    Timely news report to this weekend. Now we just need one on trash.
    a little old lady was killed yesterday. while trying to step over trash left on the sidewalk she was hit by a bicyclist riding the wrong way on the sidewalk.
  • vidro3 wrote: [quote=OpossumQueen]Just to stir the pot, I have the local news on and think I heard something about a kid in LI being killed by a motorcyclist while the kid was changing a flat on a bike path.

    Timely news report to this weekend. Now we just need one on trash.
    a little old lady was killed yesterday. while trying to step over trash left on the sidewalk she was hit by a bicyclist riding the wrong way on the sidewalk.

    :lol:
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