The Rant Rave thread
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whynot_31 wrote: [quote=Em26][quote=whynot_31]damn, Em is desperate for a bestie.
Excuse me??
I have Book law and Carnivore. So shut it up , you!
I have scarlett
How do you spell FOAD again? -
Rant: I want eggs, bacon and hashbrowns. Where are my man slaves!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGAR!!!!!!!!!
I think I broke the page :evil:
MOD NOTE: I fixed it for you.
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Rave: due to being half awake this morning, I understood the MTA announcement to say "please give up you seat to the elderly, disabled AND pregnant"
...which has caused me to imagine what such a person might look like ever since. -
Boolean fail!
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Subject: Hot Fedex Guy
Flexichick wrote: Rave: I have the hottest FedEx guy :-)
If you are a Windsor Terrorist, chances are your hot Fedex guy is my hot fiance
Rant: Amazon keeps sending my stuff USPS :-(
. Does he look like Johnny Depp, but a million times cuter? -
Subject: Re: Hot Fedex Guy
haiku42 wrote: [quote=Flexichick]Rave: I have the hottest FedEx guy :-)
If you are a Windsor Terrorist, chances are your hot Fedex guy is my hot fiance
Rant: Amazon keeps sending my stuff USPS :-(. Does he look like Johnny Depp, but a million times cuter?
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Yep. That's him. We love him! My friend has a crush on him too. Don't worry, we just like to look at him :-)
He's also super sweet, so you are a lucky girl! -
I always hear about hot FedEx and UPS guys. Aren't all men who show up bearing gifts hot?
Rant: humidity kept the doggies from playing in the park. They just sprawled out on the side-walk.
Rave: lazy dogs are more cuddly than spunky ones.
Rave: My dog now gets super excited when someone bikes by us at off-leash in the park and runs along with them until he realizes it's not any of "his" people. He's pretty quiet so I think most bikers haven't realized he's trotting alongside them. This means he loves running with the bike way more than I expected! -
LOL! haiku42 that was an awesome first post!
Welcome to the boards. -
I had a friend who had an affair with her UPS guy. We always used to tease her about package delivery.
My old UPS guy used to be really hot and worked out at Harbor Fitness when I did, so we'd see each other all the time. My UPS guy now is not hot, but he is also super nice. -
Now Haiku will out me to her fiance and I'll never order anything again. Ha!
Here's one for you:
Out me if you want
Your fiance is still cute
Sticking to story :-) -
I NEED to get something delivered FedEx ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rant: you mofos practically forced me to go to the mofo doctor and miss the special needs field trip and the doctor told me I was doing all the right things, the wounds are healing themselves, it's most likely not staph or gangrene and my blood pressure is high from being so stressed out about leaving the 24 students without me. You all suck. -
scarlett wrote: I NEED to get something delivered FedEx ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way you were describing the wound, it sounded infected. You needed it looked at.
Rant: you mofos practically forced me to go to the mofo doctor and miss the special needs field trip and the doctor told me I was doing all the right things, the wounds are healing themselves, it's most likely not staph or gangrene and my blood pressure is high from being so stressed out about leaving the 24 students without me. You all suck. -
Rave: Scarlett won't ask me to borrow my cane
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Flexichick wrote: I had a friend who had an affair with her UPS guy. We always used to tease her about package delivery.
My old UPS guy used to be really hot and worked out at Harbor Fitness when I did, so we'd see each other all the time. My UPS guy now is not hot, but he is also super nice.
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rave: DivaCup! wrote a poem about it. like to hear it? here it goes:
DivaCup, you is my friend.
i will love you 'til the end
of my fertile years.
rant: my parents are coming to visit me for the first time this weekend, and i was all excited about marching them all over the city, but i think i have plantar fasciitis--it feels like a bone is sticking through my heel. walking = bad. now i don't know what the hell to do with them. -
segway
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Rant :
I still haven't finished making the damn itinerary. Now , because I have more kids coming, I gotta actually plan a menu , too. It's actually quite hard trying to make plans for something to do everyday for 10 days straight. -
brokechick wrote:
March to a pier and do some of those harbor tours. I still don't tire of those as we go with various guests. Or get a little scooter!
rant: my parents are coming to visit me for the first time this weekend, and i was all excited about marching them all over the city, but i think i have plantar fasciitis--it feels like a bone is sticking through my heel. walking = bad. now i don't know what the hell to do with them. -
Carnivore wrote: [quote=scarlett]I NEED to get something delivered FedEx ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way you were describing the wound, it sounded infected. You needed it looked at.
Rant: you mofos practically forced me to go to the mofo doctor and miss the special needs field trip and the doctor told me I was doing all the right things, the wounds are healing themselves, it's most likely not staph or gangrene and my blood pressure is high from being so stressed out about leaving the 24 students without me. You all suck.
It is infected but I have been taking care of it and it's pushing it out. Booooooooooooooooooooooo. -
rave: scarlett's immune system is functioning at an adequate level.
rant: she seems weirdly annoyed to know that she is healthy and that her neighbors are concerned enough to want her to stay that way. -
brokechick wrote: rave: DivaCup! wrote a poem about it. like to hear it? here it goes:
Orthotics. But...since you're short on time: Dr. Scholl's inserts.
DivaCup, you is my friend.
i will love you 'til the end
of my fertile years.
rant: my parents are coming to visit me for the first time this weekend, and i was all excited about marching them all over the city, but i think i have plantar fasciitis--it feels like a bone is sticking through my heel. walking = bad. now i don't know what the hell to do with them. -
Rave: The rain makes me less sad about being stuck on the couch.
Rant: The "detailed" instructions about what to do to avoid surgery are really just a script for the physical therapist. Do I wrap, hire a dog walker, use crutches, put the boot back on??? I cannot read your mind doctor! -
Flexichick wrote: Now Haiku will out me to her fiance and I'll never order anything again. Ha!
No! I promise I won't out you! I wouldn't want you to feel embarrassed!
Here's one for you:
Out me if you want
Your fiance is still cute
Sticking to story :-)
All you have to do is promise you'll accept packages for your neighbors if they're not home! -
Anastasia Beaverhausen wrote: [quote=brokechick]
Orthotics. But...since you're short on time: Dr. Scholl's inserts.
rant: my parents are coming to visit me for the first time this weekend, and i was all excited about marching them all over the city, but i think i have plantar fasciitis--it feels like a bone is sticking through my heel. walking = bad. now i don't know what the hell to do with them.
danke! i never think of them for things like this (well, i have never actually experienced anything like this). i'll stop at one of the 437 duane reades i pass on my way to the subway. -
Rave: The simple things in life ...like discussing helicopters.
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RANT: I have to ride my bicycle in the rain (it is raining now in Brooklyn isn't it?)
RAVE: I'm off for three days! -
[quote="MeredithB"]RANT: I have to ride my bicycle in the rain (it is raining now in Brooklyn isn't it?)/quote]
Off and on, but not too heavy so far so maybe not a miserable ride. If you're heading home, at least you won't have to sit around in wet clothes. -
scarlett wrote:
Translation:
It is infected but I have been taking care of it and it's pushing it out.
It is infected but I have been drinking copious amounts of vodka and wine and it's pushing it out and even if it's not who gives a shit?
Wheeeeeeeeeeee! -
Rant: I just got put on a huge project.
Rave: Job security for another month!
Rant: This month is gonna suck.
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