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Attack of the white hipsters! — Brooklynian

Attack of the white hipsters!

liftandcut
liftandcut
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
Three "hipster types" just got into an altercation outside of Ripple and stabbed one of the regulars. He's okay, but the punks from Oakland broke out in a cab.

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  • carnivore
    carnivore

    Subject: Re: Attack of the white hipsters!

    liftandcut wrote: Three "hipster types" just got into an altercation outside of Ripple and stabbed one of the regulars. He's okay, but the punks from Oakland broke out in a cab.
    Goddamn hipsters! I remember the good old days when... oh yeah, right... the same thing used to happen.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Try to change the neighborhood and they resent you for it... Try to fit in with the neighborhood, they resent you for it...

    Ya just can't win...
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    the question is who started it.
  • liftandcut
    liftandcut
    The white dudes were drinking beer outside of the bar and they were asked to stop drinking in front of the bar. I guess they were drunk and from Oakland and were feeling tough, and took exception to the request and started the fight. Then they ran away and got into a cab. Cops came, but everybody is okay.
  • escap
    escap
    frikkin' oakland....
  • qtrain
    qtrain
    escap wrote: frikkin' oakland....
    Don't blame Oakland.
  • sandra dee
    sandra dee
    yikes! Could you pm me and tell me who was stabbed???
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    liftandcut wrote: I guess they were drunk and from Oakland and were feeling tough, and took exception to the request and started the fight.
    Just wondering- how did you know they were from Oakland? Were they wearing signs, or was it something they said? I wouldn't think being from Oakland is something you'd brag about... :roll:
  • liftandcut
    liftandcut
    Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay. I'm not sure how everybody at the bar knew they were from Oakland, but it seemed official.
  • kosherdave
    kosherdave
    liftandcut wrote: Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay
    Were they Hipster Oakland Midgets or something? Who stabs in the leg?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    kosherdave wrote: [quote=liftandcut]Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay
    Were they Hipster Oakland Midgets or something? Who stabs in the leg?
    Maybe they were going for the femoral artery.
  • kosherdave
    kosherdave
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=kosherdave][quote=liftandcut]Bishop was stabbed in the leg, but he's okay
    Were they Hipster Oakland Midgets or something? Who stabs in the leg?
    Maybe they were going for the femoral artery.

    Oh yes, expert Oakland Assasins :)
  • qtrain
    qtrain
    Carnivore wrote: I wouldn't think being from Oakland is something you'd brag about... :roll:
    Oaktown? Home to Huey Newton, Bruce Lee, Tupac Shakur, Clint Eastwood, Maxine Hong Kingston, Too Short, E-40, Del, Kid606, sideshows and the Raider Nation?
  • liftandcut
    liftandcut
    Oaktown? Home to Huey Newton, Bruce Lee, Tupac Shakur, Clint Eastwood, Maxine Hong Kingston, Too Short, E-40, Del, Kid606, sideshows and the Raider Nation?
    Don't forget The Jacka, and some of the best DL skating in the state!
  • kosherdave
    kosherdave
    liftandcut wrote:
    Oaktown? Home to Huey Newton, Bruce Lee, Tupac Shakur, Clint Eastwood, Maxine Hong Kingston, Too Short, E-40, Del, Kid606, sideshows and the Raider Nation?
    Don't forget The Jacka, and some of the best DL skating in the state!
    Wasn't MC Hammer from Oaktown?
  • qtrain
    qtrain
    kosherdave wrote: Wasn't MC Hammer from Oaktown?
    Yup.
  • liftandcut
    liftandcut
    Know what? I think you're right. 357 was from Oakland too.
  • jack krohn
    jack krohn
    Don't forget Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels.
  • liftandcut
    liftandcut
    Ah, yes. The one and only...
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    What-EVA. It's still Oakland! :evil:
  • kosherdave
    kosherdave
    The stabbing was likely done by MC Hammer and his gang of angry thigh-stabbing midgets from Oaktown.
  • liftandcut
    liftandcut
    Yeah, I bet they gave each other a series high, er, low-fives after the incident.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    No, it was Randy Moss... frustration with his piss poor year after being traded away from the Vikings. Sucker.
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