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Citibank Dog Dump — Brooklynian

Citibank Dog Dump

raw
raw
edited November -1 in Park Slope
Today a gal brought her dog into Citibank on 7th Avenue and the dog took a dump INSIDE the Citibank. If your dog looks like he or she has to do #2, please take your dog outside. Thanks.

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  • dw438
    dw438
    Let's drive a Mack truck through this one ...
    The hound was just making a deposit!
    They don't call it Shittybank for nothing!
  • tsarina
    tsarina
    that goes for people too!

    if you've ever had dog then you would know that they don't always tell you ahead of time. And you're not always looking at the dog. Shit happens!
  • opossumqueen
    opossumqueen
    I have had many dogs (my own pets and fosters) and I'm with raw on this one. I knew at least several minutes in advance if the majority of them was thinking of pooping and if I had one that would even consider crapping inside, I would never take it in a business dog friendly or not. That's gross.
  • domino
    domino
    Funny one dw438! :)

    But how irresponsible could this idiot pet owner be?

    No, none of my dogs ever came up to me and said, "Mums, I do believe I will need to defecate within the next three to seven minutes, would greatly appreciate it if you would gather the leash and the baggies and proceed forthwith" but between the facial expressions, pacing, noises and/or time within their schedule YA KINDA KNOW!

    Also, my dogs more of less differentiated the concepts of OUTDOOR and INDOOR. Poop indoors: BAD; poop outdoors: GOOD. Unless the dog was ill or not housebroken, (in which case, double moron points for the owner) can't understand this happening.

    Totally with OpossumQueen on this one.
  • winstonsmith
    winstonsmith
    This even gets me on the same page with OpossumQueen!
  • rickie lee
    rickie lee
    Hilarious!
  • rickie lee
    rickie lee
    Hilarious!
  • rickie lee
    rickie lee
    Hilarious!
  • rickie lee
    rickie lee
    Hilarious!
  • mw11215
    mw11215
    yes. very. funny.rickie.
  • metalnyc
    metalnyc
    It is Park Slope you know. Maybe the dog was protesting the bailout.

    Pure breed liberal.

    Who cleaned it up?
  • mr. met
    mr. met
    this is really funny

    *but we really need some kind of dog run inside that bank, and all banks in brooklyn. at least some type of off-leash area for the dogs. they have rights too. then people will know what they are getting into when they go to a bank. if you don't like dogs, stay away from banks! common sense.
  • tsarina
    tsarina
    Cheese Whiz!
    l guess I'm just not that anal about that shit as some people are.
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights
    no photographic proof? come on, generation iPhone.
  • raw
    raw
    dailyheights wrote: no photographic proof? come on, generation iPhone.
    You're right, I should have taken a photo. Although i fear prison, it would be a priceles image.

    A bunch of people were inside and I only noticed after hearing a guy say "that lady's dog is taking a dump." The woman watched her dog do 2. I got my money and ran out, feeling sorry for the homeless man -- for the first time ever -- who lives in shittybank (fomerly known as citibank).
  • ayatollah assahola
    ayatollah assahola
    I got your deposit, right here!
  • domino
    domino
    As a taxpayer whose hard earned dollars went to bailout Citibank and therefore made me technically a shareholder in all assets and liabilities of Citibank - does this mean I get more shit?
  • lo kee
    lo kee
    Hilarious!
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