Attention neighbors, your phone calls...

are not that interesting. For all of our sakes remember that when you answer your cell phone in public. We don't want to hear you talk about the problems you are having at work, why you don't want to go to HR to discuss them, how Charles deals with issues as opposed to John, and what the problem is with the way sales are allocated in Brooklyn. We especially don't want to hear any of this on the speakerphone that you so kindly placed in the middle of your table at lunch so that you and your co-worker could talk to someone from the home office while eating.

We were in a restaurant for god's sake, and were trying to forget about our own problems, we didn't need to be burdened with yours. And finally, can I say that some of your problems at work may stem from your lack of judgment. Remember that the next time that Charles yells at you and gives credit for your sales to the folks in Queens.