Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread
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Hi Anthony, For your sake I hope you are already sleeping. I know you've had a tough time getting some sleep lately. Me too,
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The Rittenhouse family lived on 22nd street between 3rd & 4th avenues
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Is that right Bob?
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Goodnight All - I'll close it up for you Jimbo and put the key back under the mat.
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GOOD MORNING,
I GUESS THE ONLY ONE UP YET IS HELEN. THIS IS EARLY FOR ME TO BE UP. HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!!!!!! -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN, DEBBIES HUSBAND, MANY MORE. !!!!!!!
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Good Morning
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN -
HAVE A GREAT ROOT CANAL AND BIRTHDAY LOL -
OMG IM SORRY DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
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FESTINA GET UP AND MAKE THE COFFEE
TIME TO MAKE THE COFFEE -
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!!!
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Joke of the day...
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need . . .. a new suit.'
He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.'
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see . . . size 44 long.'
Joe laughed, 'That's right, but how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
Joe was surprised, 'That's right, but how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.
Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS -
Morning All....
Happy Birthday Kevin..
Hope I didn't miss any other special occaisions??? If I did... SORRY if I did....
See you all Later... Love Ya! -
HI UZ,
ARE YOU PACKED???? -
I MEAN HI CUZ NOT UZ LOL
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DannySanchez wrote: The Rittenhouse family lived on 22nd street between 3rd & 4th avenues
ok..i was right than.. they lived on the same block as my grandmother mamie... i think i remember them...
good morning, friends
having bialy & tea this morning...
c u all later..:) -
good morning cuzzies... have a great one!!!!
HAPPYBIRTHDAY AGAIN, KEVIN... MANY, MANY MORE....!!!!
(SORRY ABOUT THE ROOT CANAL TODAY)...
TELL THE DENTIST IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, & MAYBE HE WILL BE EASY ON YOU)...LOL
HEY DEB!!! ENJOY THE DAY W/HUBBY... -
Happy Birthday Kevin
(sorry about the root canal) -
Good Morning Everyone!!!
So busy at work already.....everyone have a nice day...peek back later -
THEY LIVE
INTERESTING- MORE MONEY FOR THE YANKEES
GETTING READY -WORK TODAY
ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST AND DON'T FORGET
TO GET OUT AND
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Good morning all.
Kevin say's thanks for the birthday wishes and the sympathy!!! lol -
T-Bone51 wrote: FESTINA GET UP AND MAKE THE COFFEE
here it is ter...thank u...xx
TIME TO MAKE THE COFFEE
hav a great day everyone! -
hApPy bIrThDaY KEVIN
enjoy ur special day! -
Joke of the day....
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he stated.
'Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.'
The pastor replied, 'That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?'
The elderly woman answered, '$10,000 a week.'
The pastor was amazed, 'your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?'
'He is a veterinarian, she answered.'
'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,' The pastor said.
'Where does he practice?'
The woman answered proudly, 'In Nevada. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.' -
GOOD AFTERNOON FRIENDS
POP POP IS BABYSITTING TODAY OH WELL I GUESS THAT SHOPULD KEEP ME GOING
HEY DONT FORGET TO VOTE TODAY
PLEASE WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT VOTE FOR MIKE BLOOMBURG (SP) -
THANKS GERI
I'M GETTING RID OF MY SIZE 34'S
THAT WAS CLOSE.
ELECTION DAY JOKE
The principal calls home and tell's Mrs. Jones
there is a problem with her son Tommy.
His teacher asked what his father did for a living
and he said "He's a bartender in a whorehouse"
Mrs. Jones replied "I don't understand, his father is
a politician" -
MIKE MIKE HES NOT OUR MAN
HE'LL HAVE US LIVING
OUT OF GARBAGE CANS
NOW GO VOTE
REMEMBER YOU DONT VOTE YOU DONT COMPLAIN
DONT GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS
Howdy, Stranger!
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