if parents can bring their kids into a bar...

karl the druid · December 2009

why can't we all drink at the children's museum

discuss

rochellesplace · December 2009

^Karl, have I ever told you I have a crush on you?

domino · December 2009

Silly Druid - can't drink at the museum because there is no place to put your drink and/or the bar is poorly stocked. Probably the little buggers can't read well enough to pour the correct liquor anyway. Much easier to drink at the playground.

snarkslope · December 2009

Because there is no alcohol there. But believe me when I tell you that they would triple their profits thusly.

karl the druid · December 2009

Flexichick wrote: ^Karl, have I ever told you I have a crush on you?

be warned

mrs karl is a 20th level elf ranger

and she's very jealous

homeowner · December 2009

Children's Museum is BYOB

armchair_warrior · December 2009

use some of the kids there as a foot stool and table to hold your drinks.

mr. met · December 2009

i do drink at the children's museum

domino · December 2009

Children and drinking? Cause and effect?

Anyway, where could you find a martini glass big enough to float three children? Always ask for the extra olive.

armchair_warrior · December 2009

i know drinking could lead to unwanted children

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doctorj · December 2009

Silly. Everyone knows that museums are for mind-bending chemicals, not alcohol.

domino · December 2009

D-uh! What WAS I thinking? The doctor is always right! Always listen to the doctorj when he is doling out a valuable health lesson! When can I get my prescription doctorj?!

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