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..really? — Brooklynian

..really?

brooklynchimp
brooklynchimp
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
[@ the bar last night] A couple of random gals insisted on telling us why Hustler > Playboy. Now maybe it's just me, but talking half drunk about sex & boners- usually merits a quick one. Holding out for bragging rights is 3rd grade bullshit.
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  • idlewild
    idlewild
    You lost me.
  • brooklynchimp
    brooklynchimp
    ..a couple of gals at the bar last night insisted on talking about porn magazines. The talk escalated to talk of throbbing vagina's, girth & chipotle.

    ..it was a mixture of drunkenness & obvious sexual flirtation.

    ..when it got down to taking care of business, one of the girl's became a complete flake. She pretty much convinced the other two-- to cop out and call it a night.

    ..blue balls are no joke.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    BrooklynChimp wrote: ..a couple of gals at the bar last night insisted on talking about porn magazines. The talk escalated to talk of throbbing vagina's, girth & chipotle.

    ..it was a mixture of drunkenness & obvious sexual flirtation.

    ..when it got down to taking care of business, one of the girl's became a complete flake. She pretty much convinced the other two-- to cop out and call it a night.

    ..blue balls are no joke.

    I still don't get it.

    So you're pissed that you missed the chance to date rape them?

    WTF? :roll:
  • cool the kid
    cool the kid
    Fucking hipsters.
  • em26
    em26
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=BrooklynChimp]..a couple of gals at the bar last night insisted on talking about porn magazines. The talk escalated to talk of throbbing vagina's, girth & chipotle.

    ..it was a mixture of drunkenness & obvious sexual flirtation.

    ..when it got down to taking care of business, one of the girl's became a complete flake. She pretty much convinced the other two-- to cop out and call it a night.

    ..blue balls are no joke.

    I still don't get it.

    So you're pissed that you missed the chance to date rape them?



    WTF? :roll:


    image

    =D> =D> =D> =D>

    Seriously,I'm glad they got away.
  • rosweed
    rosweed
    He's a chimp. He just wanted to eat her face. I think. Chimps don't have great writing skills, so I may be wrong.
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