Good-bye good riddance, '00s

lnelson wrote: Here's one,

WhyNot came from Brooklyn, N.Y.C.
At college studied toxicology
Got a screen name on his way
Changed from [blank] to WhyNot and then he was online
Saying "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.
"I said Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side.
Do do-do do-do do-do do-do
Do do-do do-do do-do do-do
[Horn solo]

toxicology? only informally.

...you may have me confused with a certain other anonymous poster.

why not's lived most everywhere

from sunset park to bartel-pritchard square

but carnivore has seen the sights

a boy can see from prospect heights

what a crazy pair


but they're cousins

identical cousins all the way.

one pair of matching bookends

posting on brooklynian


where carni adores a minuet

the vanderbilt and crepe suzette

why not loves to rock and roll

a hot dog makes him lose control

what a wild duet


words here
scene running up museum steps here
rollerblading across bridge
words here


you can lose your mind

when cousins are two of a kind

I like the part where I flip upside down on rollerblades while the women adore me.

(if only I could rollerblade....)

Flexi... where are you Flexi? its your turn.