Brooklyn Back When - Open Thread

I love this Doctor!


Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!

THOUGHT WE COULD USE A LAUGH!!!!!

Enjoy Anthony !!!!!!!!

Debbie - Where do I find that Doctor?????? LOL LOL

ANTHONY UMBRIA wrote: HELLO PEEPS

WELL ITS A GOOD DAY FOR CHILLI
AND I AM MAKING A BIG POT FROM SCRATCH
USEING 4 DIFFRENT CHILLIS
1 HABANERO
2 JALAPENOS
1 PROBLANO
1 CAYENNE
3 CLOVES GARLIC
1 ONION
2LBS MEAT (BEEL ,TURKEY OR CHICKEN)
1 BAR MEXICAN DARK CHOCOLOT
1 20OZ CAN CHOPED TOMATOES
1 SMALL CAN RED KIDNEY BEANS

WOW ANTHONY,SOUNDS LIKE VERY SPICY CHILLY,YOU MUST LIKE HOT STUFF.......LOL......

Judy and Jeanette.....maybe we can get a group rate....LOL I'm loving that doctor.

Terry.....thinking about you today

ANTHONY.......CHILI SOUNDS GREAT. I MAY MAKE CHILI TOMORROW, IF I HAD THE PEPPERS IN I'D USE YOUR RECIPE!!!

Debbie Bonavita McCarthy wrote: Judy and Jeanette.....maybe we can get a group rate....LOL I'm loving that doctor.

Terry.....thinking about you today

ANTHONY.......CHILI SOUNDS GREAT. I MAY MAKE CHILI TOMORROW, IF I HAD THE PEPPERS IN I'D USE YOUR RECIPE!!!

Thank you
Just so sad. My son Jonathan is taking this so bad. He wil be busy tonight with school. he is already back in Poughkeepsie.
I am ok just not up t writing and making every one sad.
I am numb and just can not stop thinking of last night and today.

When Marie's husband saw my Jonathan he grabbed him and would not let him go and today after everyone was waiting in church he grabbed me and made me pull my boy out of church and stay by his side and his two boys and told the priest this was his other son. My heart is aching. See I can not come here because I just vent and i don't want this blog to be sad I want u all to be happy.

Good Night Sweet Dreams I love you all.....

An Ode to Growing Old
by an Old Goat
Growing Old has its points, good & bad
The alternative aint too good, Senior Discounts aint that bad
There are sad points of course, where are my friends
Some went to their maker, some went around the bend
I complain that I can't do so many things
But who knows what each day brings
Some Things I used to take for granted, are now a big deal
Sometimes I feel god, other times I don't feel
A pretty girl still catches my eye
It's all in my mind says my wife with a sigh
But all in all I guess it is much better
then sitting in a chair knitting a sweater
So to all you "Youngins" I just want to say
Enjoy life NOW and save a little for another day.
:-({|=

Thanks Suzie...she is so excited she made that school.

Terry - You can come on here and vent anytime...sad, happy, whatever is in your heart.

Well its 8:00 pm and NO SNOW YET!!! I think they made the whole thing up.....thats one way to keep Shoprite in business!!!!!! LOL LOL

Well going to relax and wait for the snow......I bought some stuff to cook tomorrow.....sausage and peppers and I am finally going to make my chicken soup.......have a good night!!!!

GOOD NIGHT, FRIENDS

WATCHING TV, WILL READ AFTER THAT & THAN OFF TO BED...

HAVE GREAT NIGHT & I WILL C U ALL IN THE MORNING....XX

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good morning all!!!