dear god please keep your followers away from me

armchair_warrior · May 2010

I just got my ass woken up by them, thinking its ups or something. running down stairs half naked. then hearing blah blah blah church blah. I'm thinking huh no package? then realize they were trying to get me to attend their lousy church!!!

opossumqueen · May 2010

Haha! I hate when that happens.

I thought my upstairs neighbor liked us until one day I heard her telling the Jehovah's witnesses that someone else lived in the building and pointed them to our door! When they ring our door first, I always say nobody else lives here.

kitty lover · May 2010

The Jehovah's Witnesses were all over my block today too. Maybe they have quotas to meet. I say the same thing as OQ.

jeffrey · May 2010

Subject: Re: dear god please keep your followers away from me

armchair_warrior wrote: I just got my ass woken up by them, thinking its ups or something. running down stairs half naked. then hearing blah blah blah church blah. I'm thinking huh no package?

Oh, they had a package for you, alright...

God's package.

homeowner · May 2010

My favorite response "No thanks, I worship Satan." Gets them away from the door every time.

walkathon · May 2010

David Letterman had a Top Ten List a number of years ago about phrases you will never hear: One of the funniest was "Oh, you're from Jehovah's Witnesses, come right in."

hamilton · May 2010

i use, Jehovah was just here, sorry you missed him.

dear god please keep your followers away from me

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