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freddy's bar backroom, the movie

karl the druid
karl the druid
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights

Subject: "freddy's bar & backroom," the movie




before the era of theme bars that looked like other bars, there was the neighborhood bar. crazy no?

director vicente rodriguez ortega persents "freddy's bar & backroom," the movie

brooklyn heights cinema (70 henry street)
weds. june 9th at 7pm

indiescreen (285 kent ave.)
fri. june 11th at 6pm

details and tickets: http://www.brooklynfilmfestival.org/films/detail.asp?fid=1079

but who will play bertha lewis?

Comments

  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Eddie Murphy, ideally. Although Martin Lawrence or Tyler Perry could do it in a pinch.
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    how many man hours of gelatin prosthetics application would that take?


    I would like to be played by russell crowe

    the mighty aussie

    who can turn cellular technology

    into +3 weapon of great terror

    by russell crowe I would like to be played
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    ^ I hear he's decent with a longbow, which would be a key requirement for any wood elf of decent levelling.

    And he seems to be fond of playing roles where he's thrown in with an odd band of underdogs, misfits and outcasts.

    So this Freddy's thing would be right up his alley.

    :mrgreen:
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    Perhaps Trainsmoke should update his stolen bike tires song for this...

    "I used to have a bar..." :-'
  • bill c
    bill c
    "once upon a time there was a tavern.... "


    a younger johnny depp to play the role of bill c.
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    wow, that Nets prayer station is really coming along
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    [boom]

    [boom]

    did you hear that?

    that arena is really breaking the sound barrier
  • xlizellx
    xlizellx
    http://atlanticyardsreport.blogspot.com/2010/06/hidden-history-of-freddys-real-estate.html
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    [boom]

    [boom]

    that's the sound of esteemed reverend herbert daughtry

    dodging weighty questions about

    arena community benefits that he promised

    [crash, thud]

    as he tries to hide under bertha lewis



    [thump, swish]

    [pant]

    [thump, swish]

    [thump, swish]

    [pant]

    [pant]

    [pant]

    that's the sound bertha lewis running

    with the weight of her $1.5 million bribe
  • jack krohn
    jack krohn
    no

    its not bertha

    it is

    the even louder sound of

    daniel goldstein

    running away

    with his

    $3M bribe

    cha-ching, cha-ching

    everyone knows that

    every parent needs

    $3M to raise a family

    cha-ching, cha-ching

    [sound of principles being flushed down the toilet]
  • jack krohn
    jack krohn
    what is that echo?

    it is the sound

    of this "documentary"

    attracting few, if any, viewers

    and then

    falling into the black hole

    of obscurity

    yet another ineffective public relations gesture

    of an ineffective group

    who has done nothing but

    fail fail fail
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    [drag, thud]

    [drag, thud]

    [drag, thud]

    [click]


    that is the sound of jack krohn

    applying his grand masters degree to writing


    would one ever imagine that an apartment would ever sell for $3 million

    in an allegedly blighted neighborhood


    now back to mad libs with bribe recipient, bertha lewis
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    so ole' krohny

    what exactly is this "masters degree"

    for which you paid?


    a curious world awaits
  • brooksignal
    brooksignal
    Guys......
    IT'S OVER! YOU HEAR ME! OVER!!!!!
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    now, now

    there's no crying in the message board jungle



    it's over when that prayer station gets built
  • jack krohn
    jack krohn
    how did the opening nights go?

    i am sure that people were lined up around the block

    and that many would be patrons

    were turned away in droves

    while those fortunate enough to gain admission were herded in like flies

    i eagerly await the oscars, when this masterpiece

    will be showered

    with praise and laurels

    and hopefully

    just hopefully

    you will be mentioned

    so that i can say

    i know that man

    karl the druid

    my hero

    [fin]
  • karl the druid
    karl the druid
    your masters in... something

    has made you something of a documentary critic



    this just might lead to your phd

    oh

    smart jacky of all trades

    [répéter]
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