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i wanna get a tattoo on my ass — Brooklynian

i wanna get a tattoo on my ass

quijibo
quijibo
edited November -1 in Park Slope
i wanna get a tattoo on my ass. an ass tattoo

presently, i have no tattoos. always been fearful that if i ever enjoined a life of crime, the FBI would be able to ID me easy from my tattoos. and off i go to to the pokey

call it a 39-something emotional crisis or whatever

anyone have any recommendations?

peace. yo :shock:
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  • steve
    steve
    why don't you get your entire ass tattooed red like a babboon?
  • veggiequeen
    veggiequeen
    also think about if your ass decides to droop in 10, 20, 30 years. whatever you get will droop, too.
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    steve wrote: why don't you get your entire ass tattooed red like a babboon?
    naw. you've already got that tattoo. i don't wanna copy you :D
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    VeggieQueen wrote: also think about if your ass decides to droop in 10, 20, 30 years. whatever you get will droop, too.
    ohh. everything sags every second

    i was thinking like a dolphin. or a unicorn. :shock:
    nah just kidding :D

    maybe like an inca indian symbol

    or maybe a flower. with my browneye being the center
    and petals blooming all around it

    how about that
  • steve
    steve
    I think I'm starting to see why you're single :shock:
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    how bout a face, like two eyes on the two butt checks, and a mouth and a nose.
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    where would the mouth and the nose go?
  • latinasloper
    latinasloper
    I can't figure out whether or not your post is in jest, however, being that you mentioned an Inca symbol....

    I actually have an Olmec head with the body of a Mayan fertility Goddess underneath taking on the form of a ceremonial knife. It's not quite on the nalgas but just above on the right side. If you are convinced it must be on your ass....I would suggest selecting one cheek. Also, Indigenous inspired tattoos look really cool when done in the Polynesian style (black bold, using lots of contrast with your skin).
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    quijibo wrote: where would the mouth and the nose go?
    hmmm the nose near the ass crack and the mouth near lower back.
  • bweck
    bweck
    How about 2 Ws.

    One W, then your "o" and then the other

    Or two "M"s. Your mom would be proud.

    I'm in PA. We lost power for 8 hours. The liquor store was open :-)
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    Flexichick wrote: How about 2 Ws.

    One W, then your "o" and then the other

    Or two "M"s. Your mom would be proud.

    I'm in PA. We lost power for 8 hours. The liquor store was open :-)
    patay time!
  • emily
    emily
    Flexichick wrote:
    I'm in PA. We lost power for 8 hours. The liquor store was open :-)
    Wow, a liquor store in PA was open, ever? Call the press!

    (/ ex-PA resident :roll: )
  • parkslopetutoring
    parkslopetutoring
    It was the only thing open. They made you wait at the front door so an employee could escort you one at a time to make your purchase. I stocked up. :lol:
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    i think tats can be cool, but getting them hurts like a motherfucker.

    that said, i've heard good things about that pace on 7th, "hands of glory"
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    brooklynpotter wrote: i think tats can be cool, but getting them hurts like a motherfucker.

    that said, i've heard good things about that pace on 7th, "hands of glory"
    That sounds like an entirely different kind of shop! :lol:
  • captain salty
    captain salty
    i haven't read any of this thread, except for the original post: do NOT get a tattoo on your ass. you will regret it, for sure. and i do have a tattoo somewhere on my body. trust me, it will fade, and if it's on your ass, it will stretch and sag.
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    i really want to get mine redone/covered up, and want to find a great william morris pattern to do it... but again, pain. and i passed out both times, in rooms filled with tattoed bikers.
  • queenj
    queenj
    But, BP, do tell........was it on your ass? :lol:
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    it's on my lower back, near the top of my behind.
  • trixienyc
    trixienyc
    it's on my lower back, near the top of my behind.
    ditto, I have one as well, same spot, right alligned. was considering getting another for years, haven't decided on what yet. it's with you for life, gotta make it count. Had the first one done the summer I came out...how dramatic ;)
    (btw, mine didn't hurt at all surprisingly)
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    LatinaSloper wrote: I can't figure out whether or not your post is in jest, however, being that you mentioned an Inca symbol....

    I actually have an Olmec head with the body of a Mayan fertility Goddess underneath taking on the form of a ceremonial knife. It's not quite on the nalgas but just above on the right side. If you are convinced it must be on your ass....I would suggest selecting one cheek. Also, Indigenous inspired tattoos look really cool when done in the Polynesian style (black bold, using lots of contrast with your skin).
    wow. those olmec heads are kinda scary. not sure if i wanna put that on my ass
    i've been looking for inca symbols without success

    and upon consideration of sagginess, perhaps it's best to not get an ass tattoo
    probably best to get one on the back of my neck. an inca symbol of some sort. if i ever find one
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    brooklynpotter wrote: it's on my lower back, near the top of my behind.
    that qualifies! you got an ass tattoo. nice! :D
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    trixieNYC wrote: ditto, I have one as well, same spot, right alligned. was considering getting another for years, haven't decided on what yet. it's with you for life, gotta make it count. Had the first one done the summer I came out...how dramatic ;)
    (btw, mine didn't hurt at all surprisingly)
    a friend just got one. an ass tattoo. cause her mom died

    and i guess getting a tattoo is an adult version of cutting yourself as a teen
    a way to give physical form to the pain of life and move on
  • fidleo
    fidleo
    Maybe Trixie has more cushion and that's why it hurt less? :wink:
  • trixienyc
    trixienyc
    Flexichick wrote: Maybe Trixie has more cushion and that's why it hurt less? :wink:
    ooooooh NO you DIDN'T! :wink:
    nope, certainly not a cushion by any means, in fat, not a drop of fact in that area AT THE TIME (yea, the tatt has stretched juuuust a touch over the years. a TOUCH)
    it's on the lower of my back, NOT my ass
    maybe you'd like to see it for yourself....
  • trixienyc
    trixienyc
    not a drop of fact
    duh, I meant "fat".

    my bad
  • chops211
    chops211
    trixieNYC wrote: [quote=Flexichick]Maybe Trixie has more cushion and that's why it hurt less? :wink:
    ooooooh NO you DIDN'T! :wink:
    nope, certainly not a cushion by any means, in fat, not a drop of fact in that area AT THE TIME (yea, the tatt has stretched juuuust a touch over the years. a TOUCH)
    it's on the lower of my back, NOT my ass
    maybe you'd like to see it for yourself....

    Are you coming on to me? My ass has no fat either! But if they want to tattoo my belly, well, there may be some distortion :wink:
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    ok, cut it out.

    and that lower back area, it's hurts like hell. no ass to cushion, i thought the needle was going into my kidney
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    quijibo wrote:
    wow. those olmec heads are kinda scary. not sure if i wanna put that on my ass
    i've been looking for inca symbols without success

    and upon consideration of sagginess, perhaps it's best to not get an ass tattoo
    probably best to get one on the back of my neck. an inca symbol of some sort. if i ever find one
    I like John Leguizamo's tattoo, really cool shading: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-laguizamo.htm

    I forgot the exact name of the diety but I know his is from the Tolima-Quimbaya region of Colombia. That wouldn't qualify as Incan. The original design is actually at the American Museum of Natural History (Mexico and Central/South America exhibition), it's a gold statue. You may consider going there for some inspiration? It helped with my tattoo search.

    For the record, my Olmec head isn't scary...sexy yes, scary no.
  • latinasloper
    latinasloper
    :oops: Forgot to log in....above post is mine.
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