Protocol on Noisy Neighbor Sex against my bedroom wall??

scarlett wrote: [quote=Drunken Revival]Whynot makes and excellent point

Wrong, DR. so Wrong.

Thin walls suck. My bedroom shares a wall with the neighbors' bathroom and after a few weeks of them throwing hair dryers under the sink against my bed and hearing all about their morning routine yelled at each other, I left a polite note explaining how thin the walls were and requesting a little courtesy especially early mornings. They gradually seemed to forget that I can hear them pee and it's gotten so bad. One morning, on my day off, they were up with their fugyly delayed baby at the ass crack of dawn slamming the cabinets and screaming "Is my baby hungry? Did my baby dumpy dump? Mommy is coming." I said out loud in a normal tone of voice "I hate you. Please stfu." Nothing. I repeated everything they said in a loud nasty singsong voice. Nothing helped. I cannot imagine that they can't hear me when I can hear them, so I guess they are just evil.

At least a polite note helped briefly. Only solace.

Thank you for reminding me it could actually be worse---this made me laugh out loud.
Maybe I should start quoting your neighbors when Ivan the terrible starts thumping away next time. 'is my baby hungry...did my baby dumpy dump?' etc.

Actually, every single one of these suggestions are brilliant, in particular I like the idea of posting scores and pointers. Sort of gets at what is so icky about it all.

Oh, and for the record, I enjoy sex a LOT, btw, and think everyone should have it all the time. Really, I'm all for sex, I hope you're all having it right now, in fact. Just not directly against my poor violated dresser. I found it really intriguing how many peeps wanted to identify themselves as being 'pro-sex' implicitly suggestion that naysayers in this situation are people who are somehow anti-sex?

This is about noise, and specifically, mind you, the noise of other peoples inserting and withdrawing from someone else's orifice, and banging my wall in sync with that along with their grunts and moans. I may like sex, but I don't necessarily like YOUR sex, in fact, to be subjected to someone elses sex sched is a straight-up gross experience, and while I'll try not to think about it, there's no mistaking the fact that, unless this guy has frontal lobe damage, he's aware that its ridiculously loud to be doing this against the slumlord's plywood wall and its just icky of him.

Wish I had the chutzpah/energy to do the vuvuzela thing.