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i wanna get a tattoo on my ass

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  • prusik
    prusik
    brooklynpotter wrote: i really want to get mine redone/covered up, and want to find a great william morris pattern to do it... but again, pain. and i passed out both times, in rooms filled with tattoed bikers.
    Hmmm... you want your ass covered in chintz? Interesting thought.

    For those not familiar with the work of Mr. Morris you can get an idea here http://www1.walthamforest.gov.uk/wmg/free.htm
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    prusik wrote: [quote=brooklynpotter]i really want to get mine redone/covered up, and want to find a great william morris pattern to do it... but again, pain. and i passed out both times, in rooms filled with tattoed bikers.
    Hmmm... you want your ass covered in chintz? Interesting thought.

    For those not familiar with the work of Mr. Morris you can get an idea here http://www1.walthamforest.gov.uk/wmg/free.htm.

    they're arts and crafts patterns, from the craftsman movement. i do not want my ass covered in chintz.

    http://www.morrissociety.org/sand/marigold.html
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    Anonymous wrote: I like John Leguizamo's tattoo, really cool shading: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-laguizamo.htm

    I forgot the exact name of the diety but I know his is from the Tolima-Quimbaya region of Colombia. That wouldn't qualify as Incan. The original design is actually at the American Museum of Natural History (Mexico and Central/South America exhibition), it's a gold statue. You may consider going there for some inspiration? It helped with my tattoo search.

    For the record, my Olmec head isn't scary...sexy yes, scary no.
    Leguizamo's shoulder tattoo is toooooo big. i'd like something a little more delicate. haven't been to the AMNH in a while. perhaps this is just the reason i need.

    i was born in ecuador, hence the reason why i'm looking for an inca symbol. suggestions are welcome. except from steve. :P

    olmec: sexy scary is what i meant. yea! :D
  • prusik
    prusik
    brooklynpotter wrote: [quote=prusik][quote=brooklynpotter]i really want to get mine redone/covered up, and want to find a great william morris pattern to do it... but again, pain. and i passed out both times, in rooms filled with tattoed bikers.
    Hmmm... you want your ass covered in chintz? Interesting thought.

    For those not familiar with the work of Mr. Morris you can get an idea here http://www1.walthamforest.gov.uk/wmg/free.htm.

    they're arts and crafts patterns, from the craftsman movement. i do not want my ass covered in chintz.

    http://www.morrissociety.org/sand/marigold.html

    Well you didn't say which of his designs you wanted... Just because the man was one of the founders of the Arts & Crafts Movement in Britain doesn't mean he didn't design chintz (even a Socialist needs to earn a living). How was I to know you didn't want your ass to look like the wallpaper my Granny had in her living room?

    Now you've got me thinking of that billboard for the storage place by the FDR near the Brooklyn Bridge... the one that says "Does my ass make this room look small." Sorry, cracking myself up here this morning... :lol:
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    seriously man dont get a tat. how bout a nice like upgraded sports car ;) or motorcycle or gf. you know the usual upgrades when guys get older.
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    Mad Magazine, back cover.
    Whatever tat you get, make sure it changes to a different pic once your ass sags into the abyss.
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    Armchair's got it right; use the money on a good hooker, tell them your dilema with the tat, maybe you can get a 2fer :wink:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    SackSaks wrote: Armchair's got it right; use the money on a good hooker, tell them your dilema with the tat, maybe you can get a 2fer :wink:
    That would be totally pathetic. :roll:
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    Apparently, you don't know quiji that well, hahah. i'm just j/k quiji :lol:

    But seriously, save your cash bro. You can spend it more wisely on other things. Btw, you still owe some mulah right? No rush, just make sure that money you owe don't go to no tat :wink:
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    he could build a theme park with hookers and brooze. screw the theme park ;) just the hookers.


    hehe i love bender
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    SackSaks wrote: Apparently, you don't know quiji that well, hahah. i'm just j/k quiji :lol:

    But seriously, save your cash bro. You can spend it more wisely on other things. Btw, you still owe some mulah right? No rush, just make sure that money you owe don't go to no tat :wink:
    this board is filled with pendejos and maricones and sometimes both! :shock:
    pinche useless gueys!!!!
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    In going through what you say is a 39-something emotional crises or whatever, why would the idea of getting a tatoo come up, especially one on your buttocks?

    If to have one at this age, I am curious/worried(?) would it would be like when you reach the milestone marker of 50 and beyond that.
  • willow
    willow
    no me jodes, q :lol:
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    No acose los maricones, q.
    ¿usted no leyó sobre los racistas estúpidos?
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    damn you 2nd language speakers!!!
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    armchair_warrior wrote: damn you 2nd language speakers!!!
    Dude, that's what babelfish is for!
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    i once played on trick on this guy i wanted to date with the aid of babelfish. he was dating a woman about to move to france, and was taking french lessons. we had days of email exchange with me answering his emails by translating in babelfish. i convinced him i was fluent in french, which i guess is mean... but i was mad he was dating her and not me. so there. tant pis.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior]damn you 2nd language speakers!!!
    Dude, that's what babelfish is for!

    but babelfish is like way off on most translations.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    armchair_warrior wrote: [quote=Carnivore][quote=armchair_warrior]damn you 2nd language speakers!!!
    Dude, that's what babelfish is for!

    but babelfish is like way off on most translations.
    You can't use it in a vaccuum, but if you know a little of the grammar and some basic vocabulary, it's amazing! The don't have an Armchair Warrior to English option yet though... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    Carnivore wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior][quote=Carnivore][quote=armchair_warrior]damn you 2nd language speakers!!!
    Dude, that's what babelfish is for!

    but babelfish is like way off on most translations.
    You can't use it in a vaccuum, but if you know a little of the grammar and some basic vocabulary, it's amazing! The don't have an Armchair Warrior to English option yet though... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


    there be one soon. with 1000 monkeys programing it as we speak.
  • raw
    raw
    Don't do it! Don't do it! If really yearn to gussy up your butt with artistic designs, select one image and consider it for an entire year. After 12 months -- and I repeat 12 months -- if you're still hell-bent on having your selected design decorate your derriere for the rest of your existence here on earth, which might involve lovers or others who will view your naked rump that you cannot currently cannot imagine, you may give your tush to the needle.
  • vanilla
    vanilla
    just remember that with an ass tattoo, you won't be able to sit down on your ass for at least a week, maybe two. i guess you will also have to sleep face down.
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    i'm wondering why enduring the pain has to be such a ritual... can't they use a numbing cream? i mean shit, i'm no wuss, but i've no pain tolerance.
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    brooklynpotter wrote: i really want to get mine redone/covered up, and want to find a great william morris pattern to do it... but again, pain. and i passed out both times, in rooms filled with tattoed bikers.
    what kind of tattoo do you have?
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    it started at a rosebud, which was poorly done. then i had that covered up with what was supposed to be a tribal design of a gekko... instead it looks like a giant smudge. seriously, it bites. so i need to find something that will cover this one up. but again, pain.
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    brooklynpotter wrote: i'm wondering why enduring the pain has to be such a ritual... can't they use a numbing cream? i mean shit, i'm no wuss, but i've no pain tolerance.
    no.no.no. numbing tattoo pain would be like putting dill on a loaf of bread
    just plain silly

    the whole point of a tattoo is to endure pain

    to be transformed

    me. i'm going to be transformed into madonna
    you bet madonna has an ass tattoo
    and she don't eat no foie gras
    fer sure

    oh. as i was walking my dog to the nethermead today
    this guy. fellow dog owner. just pulled down his shorts and flashed me his nalgas yo :shock:
    these horny park slope gay guys want everyone to admire their tanned tuchus'
    not kidding. honest injun
    just thought i'd share

    "let's be careful out there"
  • brooklynpotter
    brooklynpotter
    ok. you're wrong. my tolerance for pain is low, evidenced by my passing out at both of the tattoo experiences. hell, i need novocaine to get my teeth cleaned. it's special circumstances.
  • vanilla
    vanilla
    brooklynpotter wrote: i'm wondering why enduring the pain has to be such a ritual... can't they use a numbing cream? i mean shit, i'm no wuss, but i've no pain tolerance.
    i think it feels good. makes me kind of high.
  • trixienyc
    trixienyc
    brooklynpotter wrote: ok. you're wrong. my tolerance for pain is low, evidenced by my passing out at both of the tattoo experiences. hell, i need novocaine to get my teeth cleaned. it's special circumstances.
    mary. :wink:
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    I have 2 tattoos. I didn't get either one in NYC. however, if I were to get another one, and were to get it in NYC, I'd get it done at New York Adorned, which is a tattoo and piercing parlor in the East Village. They have a few fantastic artists (you can look at their books) who have fantastic style.

    My tattoos, for the record, are: a crescent moon between my breasts (yes, right on the breastbone - most painful spot ever since no breathing is allowed in addition to bone proximity) and a Virgen de Guadalupe on my right lowerback/asscheek. oh, and they're both only in black - I don't like color. I think it looks hokey and it fades - who wants to get a touchup every several years? bleh. I've been contemplating getting some kind of star progression from under my left breast and around to my left shoulder blade but haven't thought about it long enough.
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