Hipster Bingo

owler · July 2009

How To Play: Print this out and take it to the next show you go to. When you get a bingo, scream "BINGO!" at the top of your lungs, then break a bunch of beer bottles on the floor and get thrown out.

domino · July 2009

Question - are there any other rules - i.e., nabes (Williamsburg) or venues prohibited? Do you double the points if you get hipster bingo at the most unlikely venue - say, a Celine Dion (GAG!) concert?

brokechick · July 2009

why is this posted in brooklyn pets?

meredithb · July 2009

I need a new card.

carnivore · August 2010

I think you can fill out an entire card while watching this video:

jeffrey · August 2010

a.k.a. 43 hipsters, one cup.

arches · August 2010

skinny jeans seem like a dangerous choice any time crotch-scissoring is called for.

jeffrey · August 2010

Especially when she goes on to crap through them onto the floor.

(Not that baggy jeans or those MC Hammer harem pants would help much either)

vidro3 · August 2010

she sucks at using a can opener

jeffrey · August 2010

That part was done just so she could use a big word like "semiotics" to make herself and everyone there consider themselves more intelligent, avant garde and self-important.

Just like a bad infomercial exaggerating routine nuisances in everyday life:

But yeah, she sucks at even that.

cool the kid · August 2010

^^^Facebook'd

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