Something for Carnivore(s)

carnivore · February 2010

Ok, that was hilarious.

ninamphotog · February 2010

Carnivore wrote: Ok, that was hilarious.

I had to read it again, it was so funny:

" It’s just so good. Like fucking in the bathroom good. I really like it. This is the kind of food that I’d love to eat at 3AM while drunk. And stoned. And with a roll of quarters stuck up my ass. I mean it’s really good. I’d love to eat this while drunk, stoned, and sniffing ethanol."

MOD · February 2010

Carmen? :shock: :shock:

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jeffrey · February 2010

No, that's Michael Showalter. :P

MOD · February 2010

How Carny washes his clothes

carnivore · February 2010

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2010/02/15/12886071-ap.html

sweet tea · March 2010

Comparing Apples and Oranges: Normalizing Competitive Eating Records across Food Disciplines

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an excerpt from the discussion section:

Wooldridge, Mike. UC Berkley wrote: The Kobayashi effect must be considered. The two high outliers in terms of total weight were rice balls and hot dogs. The records for these foods are held by Takeru Kobayashi [9], who is currently the top-ranked competitive eater in the world [10] and legendary for his superhuman feats of ingestion. There is a good chance these high marks are due to Kobayashi’s exceptional capacity, not to the characteristics of the foods themselves.

carnivore · March 2010

Somehow I feel like I could take down that record for butter. Less than a kilo in 5 minutes? I don't see how that's so hard.

carnivore · March 2010

tom · March 2010

^ I posted that already....scroll back a page :-)

carnivore · May 2010

carnivore · May 2010

http://mrsnuff.com/_product_50132/Toque_Cheese_Bacon_Lg

carnivore · July 2010

jeffrey · August 2010

http://www.perpetualkid.com/bacon-flavored-toothpicks.aspx

I checked and unfortunately they do not come in Goose.

carnivore · August 2010

carmen · August 2010

Carnivore wrote: (16) Denmark consumes the most pork in the world

this explains so much... in reference to me.

whynot_31 · August 2010

carnivore · August 2010

An napalm air strike would have turned that into an awesome BBQ. Or maybe white phosphorus.

MOD · August 2010

For the avid reader and bacon eater

http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2010/08/printable_bacon_bookmark.html

whynot_31 · August 2010

http://money.cnn.com/2010/08/24/news/bacon_prices/index.htm

carnivore · September 2010

carnivore · October 2010

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2010-09/29/bacon-kevin-bacon

whynot_31 · October 2010

J&D Foods sounds like an awesome place to work.

Carnie, is that you in the fur coat?

carnivore · October 2010

Yes.

opossumqueen · November 2010

The current derby (design contest) at woot tshirts has a theme of "meat".

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Default.aspx?sort=votes

Some examples:

carnivore · November 2010

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen:

MOD · November 2010

I just saw that an hour ago and thought, "damn I should post this" LOL!

But I think it needs much more bacon and less maple syrup. =P~

carnivore · November 2010

Mamacita wrote: I just saw that an hour ago and thought, "damn I should post this" LOL!

But I think it needs much more bacon and less maple syrup. =P~

Can't argue with that. I love the part where the add the hot dogs with the buns into the sandwich. :shock: