I hate Bagel Hole
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The article didn't say whether the Terrace bagels they liked were the big ones or the little ones, but I suspect they are the big ones because they are the default bagel there.
Still, there was nothing indicating why we should assume that the writer of the article is an authority on bagels. If an editor at the NY TImes shouts into the newsroom "I need a story about bagels, who here's an authority on bagels?" how many people do you think would raise their hands? All of them. Same goes for any office in this city. And for all we know this guy's another Jayson Blair and he's never even eaten a bagel or been to Brooklyn.
So what exactly is the proper crust to chewy inside ratio? 2:1, 3:1, 7:4, 11:6 etc.? And how exactly does one measure this to make sure they have the golden bagel ratio? Is there some sort of bagel protractor? I'm starting to realize that no one and everyone is a bagel authority. It seems the only criteria one needs to be a bagel authority is to claim that they are one. I say, to each his own when it comes to bagel eating. -
Eastern European immigrants arriving in the United States at the turn of the 20th century brought the bagel with them to the streets of the Lower East Side. The rise of the bagel in New York is inextricably tied to that of a trade union, specifically Bagel Bakers Local 338, a federation of nearly 300 bagel craftsmen formed in Manhattan in the early 1900s.
Local 338 was by all accounts a tough and unswerving union, set up according to strict rules that limited new membership to the sons of current members. By 1915 it controlled 36 bagel bakeries in New York and New Jersey. These produced the original New York bagels, the standard against which all others are still, in some manner, judged.
What did they look like? At a mere three ounces, about half the size of the bagel you'll find at a corner coffee cart in Midtown Manhattan, union bagels were smaller and denser than their modern descendants, with a crustier crust and a chewier interior. They were made entirely by hand.
Local 338 held its ironclad grip on the bagel market for nearly half a century, until industrial bagel-making machines were introduced to the market in the early 1960's. The introduction of industrial bagel machines meant any retailer or retail-bakery owner could make bagels with nonunion help.
America’s current mass bagel consumption is all the more surprising because until the 1960s, bagels were little known outside large Jewish communities in major cities. In 1951, The New York Times, in an article about a bagel bakers’ strike (“Labor Dispute Puts Hole in Supply,” the headline noted) felt it necessary to provide a pronunciation guide (“baygle”) and a definition – a “glazed surfaced roll with the firm white dough.” And a 1958 article in the Saturday Evening Post suggested that readers try “a happy new taste experience” – “a sandwich of cream cheese, sliced tomato and lox on a buttered bagel.” — Adapted from Times articles
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http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/b/bagels/index.html?scp=1-spot&sq=bagel&st=cse -
As the NYT article describes, there was such a thing as a "standard" bagel for many years, until the invention of the infernal bagel machines.
So when people talk about an "authentic" bagel, they're not just describing what they think a bagel should be, they're referring back to that standard. -
Yes, but as I mentioned there's no reason to assume the NY Times article is the authoritative voice on bagels. The same goes for the person who wrote a book about bagels - that doesn't necessarily make one an authority.
The union may have brought uniformity to the bagel, but not necessarily authenticity, considering that this came at least a couple hundred years after the first bagel was made, during which time variations must have been added.
But as I've said, I have no doubt the original ones were smaller because everything was smaller when it comes to food portions. My main issue is the concept of eating for historical accuracy. Particularly when most things are improved over time.
I'd much rather use Crest to brush my teeth than an authentic original toothpaste recipe, which would include a powder of ox hooves' ashes and burned eggshells. You want to eat a hot dog today, or a more authentic one from the days of The Jungle with tufts of rat hair? Would you rather drive a car made today, or do you prefer an "authentic" one you have to hand crank like the model T?
The only reason I could see for someone to promote one style of bagel over the other is if they're concerned that if not enough people eat them they'll stop making them. But I don't see that happening. -
By your logic no one can say that anything is better than anything else about anything. That it's equally valid to say that Domino's is better than DiFara's as the other way around. Whatever. I don't buy it.
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Carnivore wrote: By your logic no one can say that anything is better than anything else about anything ... Whatever. I don't buy it.
Well sure, if someone decides to apply my logic concerning bagels to everything else in the world, but why would anyone be compelled do that? Some things in this world just have a more transparent evolutionary provenance than others. My comments are bagel specific.
For example, if this were about sushi, I wouldn’t say the same thing. There’s an official sushi council of the Japanese government, a sort of Académie Française of sushi, and is the authority on the food. Not that I necessarily require such an organization for each food stuff to be convinced of its authenticity. Pizza has no such group that I know of, but its history is pretty well established. It just seems that both bagel history and bagel metrics are not so clear.
Still, I believe in eating whatever bagel my tastebuds prefer, and there’s no need for anyone to take that personally, and no one needs to “buy it.” Unless they want to buy me a bagel - just make it a big crusty, doughy one (garlic, onion or sesame please). -
The bagel history is quite clear to people who grew up here eating the real thing.
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Piano wrote: Still, I believe in eating whatever bagel my tastebuds prefer, and there’s no need for anyone to take that personally, and no one needs to “buy it.” Unless they want to buy me a bagel - just make it a big crusty, doughy one (garlic, onion or sesame please).
Of course, like what you like. Just don't be offended when people insist on your preference as less authentic, especially when we're relating authenticity to the classic standard.
Man, I really hope no 18th century Polish Jews get on this message board. -
i don't think piano's arguing that there's no such thing as bad food -- domino's certainly falls into that category, and would even if new scholarship showed that domino's was more like the ur-pizza than difara's. the issue is that authenticity is often VERY difficult to define if anything more than a cursory history is available (because innovation moves very fast with food, different cooks like to make things different ways even when a food is new, etc.), and "authentic" is not always a good stand-in for "tasty".
...my remarks are about food in general, not specifically bagels, though i think piano's point that we don't know much about the early diversity of bagels (and can reasonably assume that there was some, given human nature) is a good one. i am in no way a bagel expert, though i know better than to eat the blueberry-asiago ones.
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Carnivore wrote: The bagel history is quite clear to people who grew up here eating the real thing.
That’s terrific, but it still doesn’t explain why historical accuracy matters so dearly when it comes to eating food. It’s odd that no one has bothered explaining that one. That and why some people seem to get upset if complete strangers don’t share their taste in bagel.
I’d understand if someone here is financially invested in the Bagel Hole (for the record I did give it a good review). In fact, I sincerely hope that’s the case because otherwise it’s just kind of bizarre to get so snippy over a bagel type or proprietor.
And for Pete’s sake, can’t just one of these threads not degenerate into an attempt to bait others into some sort of Greasers vs. Socs row? Does anyone actually enjoy that? -
shekb wrote: Just don't be offended when people insist on your preference as less authentic
What on Earth are you going on about? When does this happen? Someone's going to accost me as I exit La Bagel Delight pointing and shouting derisively "those are inauthentic bagels!" I live in the real world, that only happens here.
And even if they did accost me, I wouldn't be offended anyway. I'm perfectly fine for people to eat their bagels and call it whatever makes them happy. They can even sneer at my schmear, I'm still going to be happy with my bagel.
Besides, to be offended I'd have to believe it matters at all whether my bagel is "authentic." And boy am I glad it doesn't. It must really be difficult to eat for historical accuracy all the time and then have to go online to argue with strangers about it.
Really, you people are so silly. -
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Carnivore wrote: The bagel history is quite clear to people who grew up here eating the real thing.
you're not old enough to have "grown up here eating the real thing"
I guess you mean that the Ideal Form of the bagel is the type of bagel that you grew up eating.
How convenient. -
Piano wrote: [quote=Carnivore]The bagel history is quite clear to people who grew up here eating the real thing.
That’s terrific, but it still doesn’t explain why historical accuracy matters so dearly when it comes to eating food. It’s odd that no one has bothered explaining that one. That and why some people seem to get upset if complete strangers don’t share their taste in bagel.
I’d understand if someone here is financially invested in the Bagel Hole (for the record I did give it a good review). In fact, I sincerely hope that’s the case because otherwise it’s just kind of bizarre to get so snippy over a bagel type or proprietor.
And for Pete’s sake, can’t just one of these threads not degenerate into an attempt to bait others into some sort of Greasers vs. Socs row? Does anyone actually enjoy that?
Just admit that the things carnivore likes are better than the things you like -
vidro3 wrote: [quote=Carnivore]The bagel history is quite clear to people who grew up here eating the real thing.
you're not old enough to have "grown up here eating the real thing"
I guess you mean that the Ideal Form of the bagel is the type of bagel that you grew up eating.
How convenient.
If you were here in the 70s, you would know that most bagels in New York were more like those traditional ones described above by Matrick. The biggest change really started to occur in the 80s, when people who never used to eat bagels started eating them, and the market started to deliver a bland homogenized version of the real thing, drastically lowering the average bagel quality in NY except for a few holdouts.
Perhaps not coincidentally, the average pizza slice quality in New York started to decline at around the same time. -
vidro3 wrote: Just admit that the things carnivore likes are better than the things you like
In this case, it is undeniably true! :twisted:
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Carnivore wrote: [quote=vidro3][quote=Carnivore]The bagel history is quite clear to people who grew up here eating the real thing.
you're not old enough to have "grown up here eating the real thing"
I guess you mean that the Ideal Form of the bagel is the type of bagel that you grew up eating.
How convenient.
If you were here in the 70s, you would know that most bagels in New York were more like those traditional ones described above by Matrick. The biggest change really started to occur in the 80s, when people who never used to eat bagels started eating them, and the market started to deliver a bland homogenized version of the real thing, drastically lowering the average bagel quality in NY except for a few holdouts.
Perhaps not coincidentally, the average pizza slice quality in New York started to decline at around the same time.
damn barely any reason to live here any more -
Vidro, don't despair.
Freddy's is coming to PS -
Carnivore wrote: If you were here in the 70s you would know that most bagels in New York were more like those traditional ones described above by Matrick.
Oh so that's why it's important to eat for historical accuracy. Oh, right you never bothered to answer that one. Those senior moments can be rough, I assume.
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Perhaps not coincidentally, the average pizza slice quality in New York started to decline at around the same time.
I think what you really meant to say was ...
"I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it!
Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it!
Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!
Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it!"
Credit to Dana Carvey -
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Go ahead, enjoy your Lender's bagels. -
Oh no, not the rolly eye emoticon! Sockdolager!
Still not touching the historical accuracy importance question, huh? That's OK, clearly you have no answer for that since I've asked it about 10 times already.
So anyone else? I will give a dozen fist-sized, rock-hard, toast-resistant, unsliced bagels from the 1970s to anyone who at least attempts to complete this sentence: Eating based on historical accuracy is very important because ... -
You have framed the question in a totally bullshit way, but I'll answer it anyway.
...because those are what bagels actually were before places started making bagels for people who don't actually like bagels. Before the 80s, most bagel shops made bagels primarily for Jews of an Eastern European tradition who understood what a bagel was supposed to be. Afterward, many started making them for people who are perhaps more comfortable with some sort of soft roll. You may enjoy those things, but they aren't bagels. The very fact that you don't consider bagels worthy of a traditional artisanal ideal that you accept for other foods such as pizza just shows your fundamental disrespect for this noble food. -
Wow, that sure didn't come close to answering my question. Oh well, at least you tried, sort of.
You sure have some relentless tenacity when it comes to trying to get complete strangers to either accept everything you say as gospel, or crumble beneath your withering insults. Clearly this is an emotional issue you take personally. I just find that very bizarre. -
Piano wrote: Wow, that sure didn't come close to answering my question. Oh well, at least you tried, sort of.
Just wait till he gets going about "Christmas" Trees. I'm with you, I love La Bagel Delight bagels. Bagel Hole bagels are mini hockey pucks in my opinion.
You sure have some relentless tenacity when it comes to trying to get complete strangers to either accept everything you say as gospel, or crumble beneath your withering insults. Clearly this is an emotional issue you take personally. I just find that very bizarre.
Here's some Bagel history. I didn't see Bagel Hole mentioned though so not sure how accurate it is. :P
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This is getting to be as good as the infamous thread on the Park Slope Parents listserv regarding the blue hat.....
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Piano wrote: Wow, that sure didn't come close to answering my question. Oh well, at least you tried, sort of.
I don't know why this is so difficult for you to understand. No one would argue that some current-day Northeastern version of a Mexican taco is better than a traditional one made in Mexico, or that someone from New Orleans isn't a better judge of what a great Jambalaya is than some visitor from Minneapolis. I would definitely defer to a Southerner about what makes a great barbecue of whatever regional type it was. And yet you somehow refuse to accept similar advice from someone who's a local and deeply connected to the bagel tradition, here in a place that's arguably the worldwide epicenter of that tradition (you might get some argument from Montreal, but not from Poland anymore).
You sure have some relentless tenacity when it comes to trying to get complete strangers to either accept everything you say as gospel, or crumble beneath your withering insults. Clearly this is an emotional issue you take personally. I just find that very bizarre.
You're the only one here who has taken this to the level of personal insults, btw. -
eggcream wrote: Here's some Bagel history. I didn't see Bagel Hole mentioned though so not sure how accurate it is.
No, but Lenders was mentioned. Funny, that.
http://www.haruth.com/bagel.html
As for the accuracy, I would feel a lot more comfortable if it didn't say in the first paragraph that the first bagel was made in 1783, only to say it was 1683 in the second paragraph. I say we just give the credit to the Polish. The Austrians already have the croissant. -
Carnivore wrote: [quote=Piano]Wow, that sure didn't come close to answering my question. Oh well, at least you tried, sort of.
I don't know why this is so difficult for you to understand. No one would argue that some current-day Northeastern version of a Mexican taco is better than a traditional one made in Mexico, or that someone from New Orleans isn't a better judge of what a great Jambalaya is than some visitor from Minneapolis. I would definitely defer to a Southerner about what makes a great barbecue of whatever regional type it was. And yet you somehow refuse to accept similar advice from someone who's a local and deeply connected to the bagel tradition, here in a place that's arguably the worldwide epicenter of that tradition (you might get some argument from Montreal, but not from Poland anymore).
You sure have some relentless tenacity when it comes to trying to get complete strangers to either accept everything you say as gospel, or crumble beneath your withering insults. Clearly this is an emotional issue you take personally. I just find that very bizarre.
You're the only one here who has taken this to the level of personal insults, btw.
Insults aside, I would actually say that I have an open enough mind to accept that maybe someplace in the northeast can produce a better taco than one made in Mexico. Or maybe a "new-fangled" bagel can be better than your old-fashioned variety. Or maybe that a $5 coffee at Grumpy actually *does* taste better than the 24-hr blend from the local bodega. Things change, people like different things, sometimes the old way isn't the best way. I'm not saying this is necessarily the case with bagels; I happen to like Bagel Hole *and* Terrace Bagels. What really irks me is the common refrain that "it's better because that's the way REAL New Yorkers always did it." Same argument that is used to fight the PPW bike lane. Please, this city needs to get over itself. -
Not everything is better because that's the way "real" New Yorkers did it, and the bike lane is a great counter-example. But bagels are a New York tradition, part of what we're known for, especially for Jewish New Yorkers. Sorry you're not a part of that, but I don't understand why it irks you. I wouldn't dream of questioning Mamacita's right to weigh in on what's the best Mexican food around, or sweet tea's opinion about shrimp and grits. Show some respect for people speaking about their cultural tradition is all I ask.
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Well, surprise surprise, I'm not from New York. I'm from South Florida. That being said, I wouldn't really care if someone professed to hate Miami-style conch fritters and thought that some joint in Albany or wherever made a better one. I just don't get how a bagel or anything like that can get people so up in arms.
Regardless, I wasn't one of the original bagel-haters in this thread. I just said that I hated Bagel Hole bc they wouldn't slice or toast my bagel. I think that's a reasonable complaint, especially because I come from the sixth boro and that how WE do bagels down there.
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