man spent the last half hour trying to unconvert some chrsiant dude LOL.

armchair_warrior · December 2010

he was trying to convert me. i'm asleep and bell rings. they now send chinese speakers trying to convert people. I use to say i don't speak english lol.

so i was telling dude about philosophy. he was asking me to accept Jesus and read the bible. i said to him it contradicts itself from incest to other things lol.

anyway i told the best way to learn is to discover the truth from facts and learn them yourself don't listen to some teachers lol.

i also told him if we don't understand life why try to understand spirituality.

he was saying oh its not spirituality its Jesus, i'm like yeah okay buddy.

he was saying greed is destroying the world. i told him greed makes things go around in the world LOL. or we be living in damn caves.

i compare Judaism, Christianity and Islam. i say if you take away their messengers they have the same message LOL.

juan carlos sauceda · December 2010

We have our share of Spanish speakers going arround, doing the same on Greenwood Heights

bcodsnpkslope · December 2010

Youre doing it all wrong.....

I got these people to not want to ring the doorbell

you tell them youre glad that they are here,,, youve been arguing with your wife/husband/significant other about the bible and they are just the person to settle this argument...

they tend to get all excited at this point

I tell them its the ten commandments i do not understand

they immediately and dutifully flip to the very pages holding the commandments and ask something along the lines of "what dont you understand my child?"

I tell em its that one about love thy neighbor as you love thyself.. they look at me quizzically and i then ask " does that mean im suppoused to jerk him off too?" they run for the hills and never come back