Brooklynian women what would you do?

I fell asleep and my boyfriend ate ALL the sushi. I am starving and my belly hurts and there os nothing to eat because he ate all the croissants too. I am mad as hell!!! In my family he would have been stab with a fork but he just got poked with chopsticks. My girl said wasabi his toothbrush which is hilarious and I just did it! He hates wasabi! But what I want to know is what would you do women of Brooklynian?

BTW to add insult to injury he also informed me that he gave all the ones he didnt like to the dogs! 538 AM and I am fuxking starving. Damn....