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Hey, Hispster A-hole who didn't clean up after their dog — Brooklynian

Hey, Hispster A-hole who didn't clean up after their dog

whatchuwant
whatchuwant
edited November -1 in Crown Heights/Prospect Lefferts Gardens

Yea, I'm calling you out.

Half black/half white, total hipster loser wanna-be, camo color jacket, tall and skinny. On EP between Classon and Franklin, on the south side, letting your pretty little girly dog poop and walk away like it never happened.

You're a douche.

Yes, I called you out. Yes, you actually told me to "mind my own business."

Yes, you were across the parkway so there wasn't much I could do on the spot (among other snarks, telling you that 'yes, I AM minding my business'), but I just want you to know...

I know you. and I'm calling you out EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.

Mkay?

See, you ARE the piece of crap you left on the greenbelt and I'ma make sure everyone knows it.

Fuck you very much.

Comments

  • modsquad2.0
    modsquad2.0

    I'm sorry is the hipster biracial or the dog?

  • photogirl
    photogirl

    Hey Whatchuwant. I am with you in terms of complaining about the disrespectul behavior, but you lost me big time with the race-based, personalized attack.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    I predict Whatchuwant was merely attempting to give a description of the person.

    I predict she'll try to take his photo the next time she sees him, and then post it here.

    That would be excellent.

    The members of this board have a long, proud history of confronting such behaviors in person and also enjoy using the internet to spread the word.

    For example, some readers spread the word about a local fraudster, and readers then called him out whenever they saw him trying to pull his scam. Here's part of the story, complete with photo.

    Of course, no one knows that he left PH as a result of the confrontations, but I'm sure they would like to think it helped.

    Takeaway: Let's encourage EVERYONE to call out EVERYONE on their BS. This community will only be as nice as we make it.

  • sluggo
    sluggo

    I assumed it was a description of the person, too, but "half black/half white" made me think of those aliens on the original Star Trek who were literally half black/half white, left side vs. right. And their respective people hated each other--the black-on-the-right side in an age-old war with the white-on-the-right-side.

    Anyway, yeah, even though I think someone who has no problem just leaving their dog's doings behind isn't going to be shamed into changing that behavior, we still have to let them know it's not acceptable. I hate that a few bad eggs make the rest of us look like uncivilized jerks. Even when my pup unexpectedly, uh, overproduces and I'm out of bags, I find something to pick it up with--there's always some useable kind of litter from yet another uncivilized jerk or a handy free newspaper stand. I've even resorted to tearing down an outdated flyer from a lamp post.

  • urbanexplorer
    urbanexplorer

    Based on the description, I think I was able to get a picture of the perp. He/She looks delicious.


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  • booklaw
    booklaw

    Brilliant!!

  • boygabriel
    boygabriel

    Haha - precisely what I was thinking.

    Looks delicious.

    And malicious.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    I think I saw him at Pacific Oasis cafe and bakery

  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant

    Hardee har.

    I gave some thought when I wrote his description. I could have written mulatto, but that's outdated and racist. I could have written mixed race, but then what races would I be speaking about? That's about as far as I got. I was pissed (still am), I wanted to describe him so that's what I came up with. I gave as good a physical description of the guy as I could at that time in the evening.

    I also called him a hipster- what, you got nothing? You're not offended? C'mon, I bet most of you are! Hipsters, that is...

    I'm curious- say you had been mugged? How would you geniuses describe someone who obviously is not just one race?

    And photogirl- you've got to be kidding me. By making a PHYSICAL description of a person I'm attacking their race? Gimme a fucking break.

  • marla_singer
    marla_singer

    I see the poop (so much poop -- I avoid the abandoned condo on St Marks between Classon and Grand because of how much is in front of it), but I have yet to catch anyone in the act of not cleaning up after their dog. I'm not sure I'd have the courage to say something. I hope I do!

  • sandcastler
    sandcastler

    Is a hispster a hispanic hipster?

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    marla_singer said:

    I see the poop (so much poop -- I avoid the abandoned condo on St Marks between Classon and Grand because of how much is in front of it), but I have yet to catch anyone in the act of not cleaning up after their dog. I'm not sure I'd have the courage to say something. I hope I do!

    Marla-

    A less aggressive form of confrontation is to offer the dogs's owner a bag or a piece of paper.

    In the event that they decline the bag, it is then up to you whether to nicely state something like "oh, I guess someone else will have to pick up your dogs poop", then continue to walk.

    Even if you just stop at offering them the bag, you still have done well in my book.

    ...and obviously this all relates to how well you think the owner will take your suggestions.

    Basically, you get to decide what level of confrontation you wish to do.

  • quig
    quig

    You can try the quig technique (your mileage may vary):

    http://www.dailyheights.com/2005/06/17/say-that-one-more-time-and-ill-punch-you-in-the-face/

  • stacey
    stacey

    Whatchuwant said:

    Yes, you were across the parkway so there wasn't much I could do on the spot (among other snarks, telling you that 'yes, I AM minding my business'), but I just want you to know...

    I know you. and I'm calling you out EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.

    Oh I would pay to see you run into him again!!

  • whatchuwant
    whatchuwant

    sandcastler said:

    Is a hispster a hispanic hipster?

    Lol- that's hysterical. Apologies for the typo- I was drunk when I wrote it.

  • catwalkertexasranger
    catwalkertexasranger

    pure whites commit lots of crime also

    www.break.com/index/dancing-machines-compilation-video2038544

  • sunshine11228
    sunshine11228

    I hate people who don't pick up after their dogs. Gives us dog owners who do pick up a bad name.

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