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WE NEED TO STOP FEEDING THE DAMN PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!! - Page 2 — Brooklynian

WE NEED TO STOP FEEDING THE DAMN PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!!

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  • lillithofarc
    lillithofarc

    There was nothing humane in the death of my cat. It was a prolonged and drawn out event. This person calling himself "Pyrrhic Victory" has to atone for the death of my cat and countless other birds. If he does not pay here he will surely pay when he crosses over and has to explain himself to the almighty. If "Scrumbles" were still alive I am sure that he would rub up against your leg and forgive you but I am not as forgiving. You, "Pyrrhic Victory" took a loved one from me and hell have no fury like a woman scorned or wronged.

    If anyone has any information on this brute please message me.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    whynot_31 said:

    But the Internet is less honest

    True. But which is stranger: people who quote themselves (as I am doing), or people who believe others fall for sock puppets, who have joined within the last week, and then have pretend conversations with them? You know like lillith, thedoob, prynic, vincent, florp, toxic, etc?

    ...it is a silly attempt to make suckers of the echo sites: Gothamist, FIPS, etc.

    As this guy bangs the drum and tries to make people fall for sophomoric tricks, shouldn't he at least consider working for Fox News?

  • lillithofarc
    lillithofarc

    It seems like Pyrric Victory has killed before.

    http://gowanuslounge.blogspot.com/2007/11/is-park-slope-pigeon-serial-killer-on.html

    So there goes the allegation that this story is all B.S.

    Something has to be done and soon.

  • MOD
    MOD

    Just like you said "something needs to be done about crime" but you refuse to report your mugging and assault to the police? Maybe you need to not just rant but get offline and actually do something. Be proactive in the community. Post here what your block/community has to say when you address this issue.

    (may I say I <3 Gowanus Lounge!! Seeing it still being linked made me miss it so much :(

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    Dude, people kill pidgins.

    ...and other people get excited over it.

    It is true.

    You know what, some people love kids and others don't.

    You know what, some people think the world is coming to an end and others don't.

    I think you'll have better luck getting people excited about crimes that actually happen and are unusual in nature. You've gotta find someting cute, that everyone likes. Then, state that someone that everyone really hates harmed them.

    Then, leave torches and rope around. It'll be like Salem, MA in not time.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    Mamacita said:

    Just like you said "something needs to be done about crime" but you refuse to report your mugging and assault to the police?

    (may I say I <3 Gowanus Lounge!! Seeing it still being linked made me miss it so much :(

    Me too.

    This gag has some elements needed to work, but he failed at the execution.

    Dude, you gotta watch the cult leaders for tips.

    1. Be consistent

    2. Establish reputable characters far in advance.

    3. Be likable, act normal.

    4. Avoid the tired stereotypes of the Slope. People will know it is a gag if you paint the hood as wealthy lefties, or anxious.

    5. Get long term site members to play, they already have people who think that they are credible.

    6. Don't get caught not having a back up. One can get dead pidgins from in front of glass buildings, in manhattan and just relocate them to the slope.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    As someone who loves pranks, I couldnt let you degrade the art with this sloppy attempt.

    I give you a C-

  • lillithofarc
    lillithofarc

    Just like you said "something needs to be done about crime" but you refuse to report your mugging and assault to the police? Maybe you need to not just rant but get offline and actually do something. Be proactive in the community. Post here what your block/community has to say when you address this issue.

    (may I say I <3 Gowanus Lounge!! Seeing it still being linked made me miss it so much [:(]

    Mamacita unlike my mugging this is a higher crime. How can one compare robbed trinkets to murder. I assure you that I know the difference and I believe that I made the right choice regarding the theft but make no mistake I do not look the other way when loved ones are murdered.

    As for me doing something offline, I have. I have dedicated that last couple of days to track down this person. I have been doing internet research and I think I am making progress. Unlike some people who make fun of my deceased cat, I am doing something outside of just ranting.

    Mamacita, I hope my plight leads others to become proactive as well.

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    Vincent, I wish and Sliwa were the heros that will save us.

    Perhaps someday you will successfully instill fear and then magically come to our rescue, or get excellent photos of those dumb enough to go to PS 321 for your fictional neighborhood patrol mtg.

    ...or convince people that someone is killing pidgins in a park that is actually closed for construction.

    But this time, you have failed. You have only caused some echos on websites devoid of journalism.

    You lack the creativity and work ethic needed.

    Which is sad, because I really love a well executed prank. PM me for tips.

  • drano
    drano

    When sites like Gawker and Gothamist pick up obvious gag posts and pass them off as news items, you have to wonder who is responsible for the post to begin with.

    Also, I'm going to play some gags. Stay Tuned.

  • sandcastler
    sandcastler

    ^ haha, bring it :)

  • MOD
    MOD

    Do it to it, Drano!

  • whynot_31
    whynot_31

    Drano said:

    When sites like Gawker and Gothamist pick up obvious gag posts and pass them off as news items, you have to wonder who is responsible for the post to begin with.

    Also, I'm going to play some gags. Stay Tuned.

    Looking forward to it. Show 'em how the pros do it.

  • hatemail
    hatemail

    VinceIntheBay said:


    Winner.

  • bird barrier
    bird barrier

    Hi there! I completely understand your frustration, but I would also like to let you know about all your options.

    Pigeons can be a nuisance, but finding dead birds at your favorite park isn't the most ideal situation.

    I actually work for a company called Bird Barrier that is the leading manufacturer in humane bird control. Please take a look at our site http://www.birdbarrier.com/ to avoid this in the future. Hope this helps!

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