The Bell Man

BigGuy wrote: I would, but I'm trying to get my own religion off the ground right now and don't need the competition. It combines the intellectual rigor of Creationism with the good common sense of Scientology. I call it Creationtology.

Very few realize that the world was actually created 6,000 years ago by L Ron Hubbard, in order to provide a market for his science fiction writing. Large donations are always accepted, and just might save your eternal soul.

I'm sorry, but I'm having a really hard time reconcilling this with the scientific evidence. It seems to me far more plausible that the thetans came in UFOs to establish Ron's Office on earth four billions years ago and that he has been guiding evolution since, preparing the way for us to clone ourselves into the psychedelic dimension at the end of the Mayan calendar on 21st December 2012.

youre wrong man!!!!

we are all really a computer simulation of a advance race.

Boygabriel wrote: [quote=BigGuy]I would, but I'm trying to get my own religion off the ground right now and don't need the competition. It combines the intellectual rigor of Creationism with the good common sense of Scientology. I call it Creationtology.

Very few realize that the world was actually created 6,000 years ago by L Ron Hubbard, in order to provide a market for his science fiction writing. Large donations are always accepted, and just might save your eternal soul.

I'm sold! Where do I send my money!!

We take Pay Pal.

Definitely PayPal. We're also working on an indentured servitude program for the cash poor.