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motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes — Brooklynian

motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes

quijibo
quijibo
edited November -1 in Park Slope
i just heard about this movie today :D
but it seems that everybody is talking about it :shock:

does anybody know anything about this movie
or is it 'nuff said that samuel l jackson is in it?
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  • amyskittysitting
    amyskittysitting

    Subject: Re: motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes

    quijibo wrote: i just heard about this movie today :D
    but it seems that everybody is talking about it :shock:

    does anybody know anything about this movie
    or is it 'nuff said that samuel l jackson is in it?
    I'll take the latter choice for 500 quijibo!
  • elliott larkfield
    elliott larkfield
    Snakes on a plane, man. You either want to see that, or you don't.
  • dailyheights
    dailyheights
    Hey, Internet Guy... give us a little help on those memes, eh?

    Here's the link, I think...

    http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/snakes-on-a-plane/snakes-on-a-plane-the-reshoots-162510.php
  • anonymous
    anonymous
    indigo wrote: The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.[/color]
    "I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!" :D

    please... :D
  • law-n-disorder
    law-n-disorder
    I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??
  • amyskittysitting
    amyskittysitting
    law&disorder wrote: I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??
    nope, the plane :)
  • law-n-disorder
    law-n-disorder
    amyskittysitting wrote: [quote=law&disorder]I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??
    nope, the plane :)

    So, who plays the motherfuckin snake then? I'm thinking Penelope Cruz. She has a certain serpent-like quality about her.
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    law&disorder wrote: [quote=amyskittysitting][quote=law&disorder]I'm presuming Samuel L Jacko plays the snake??
    nope, the plane :)

    So, who plays the motherfuckin snake then? I'm thinking Penelope Cruz. She has a certain serpent-like quality about her.

    if anybody, i would say nicole kidman would have the snakes role down pat

    that would scare the living shit out of me

    in any case, i wouldn't care. all i would care about is:

    "get these motherfucker snakes off my motherfucking plane"
  • ronnie
    ronnie
    it sounds like an interesting dilemma though...how would one get snakes off a plane? is it ethical to think that they would open the hatch and toss them out? try to round them up in the bathroom and shut the door?

    i must see this movie....
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane is motherfucking here!
    image

    starts today yo! :shock:
  • livetotravel
    livetotravel
    quijibo - I want your ass boy
    image
  • idlewild
    idlewild
    Where is "What"?
  • mc
    mc
    I remembered seeing Sam on Leno or something a few months ago talking about this film, then heard nothing more about it til now. Apparently, the preview audience didn't care fot it too much. Why? Not enough mother fucking snakes on the plane. So they had to put more mother fucking snakes on the plane.
  • idlewild
    idlewild
    I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"
  • anonymous
    anonymous

    Subject: gosling

    is ryan gosling in this one?
  • idlewild
    idlewild

    Subject: Re: gosling

    quentin wrote: is ryan gosling in this one?
    Ryan Gosling and Marjoe Gortner.
  • apollonia666
    apollonia666
    Idlewild wrote: I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"
    On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

    His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.
  • rebeany
    rebeany
    apollonia666 wrote: [quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"
    On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

    His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.


    I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?
  • carmen
    carmen
    i actually got a little giddy watching that daily show clip. They have so much chemistry (and im in love with js anyway) but christ, that shit was funny.
  • larryweiss
    larryweiss
    Carmen wrote: i actually got a little giddy watching that daily show clip. They have so much chemistry (and im in love with js anyway) but christ, that shit was funny.
    I tell ya, seeing him in person did nothing to make me lose my crush. They actually told us on line that nobody should try to rush the stage and ask for his hand in marriage because he already has a wife. Ah, well.

    If anybody knows a good single man like JS, send him my way :lol:
  • ravsaki
    ravsaki
    Flexichick wrote: [quote=apollonia666][quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"
    On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

    His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.



    That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

    I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?
  • drano
    drano
    Flexichick wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=apollonia666][quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"
    On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

    His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.


    That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

    I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?

    F that. Kilborn(e?) was better.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    so who has seen SOAP?
  • grafixguy
    grafixguy
    Drano wrote: [quote=Flexichick][quote=Flexichick][quote=apollonia666][quote=Idlewild]I heard Jackson had the rating changed from the original PG-13 to an R. I don't picture Samuel L. as a PG-13 kinda guy. "English you frgging rascal! Do you understand it?!"
    On the Daily Show the other night, Jackson said he wasn't happy when the studio decided to make it PG-13, so I don't think it was him. The interview was pretty funny; you can watch it on YouTube:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PupI1HytQW4

    His enthusiasm about the movie's pretty cute, and I love how he and Jon Stewart are together.


    That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:

    I saw that show and it WAS cute how they were together. I wish I had been there. I went to a Daily Show taping the week before (when the Guiness Book of World Records guy was on) and I have a MAN crush on JS. It looked like him and Samuel L could have been a wee bit baked, no?

    F that. Kilborn(e?) was better.

    You must be smoking the shit man, because JS is much better by far!
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Drano wrote: F that. Kilborn(e?) was better.
    Kilborn was great, but Jon Stewart is even better. I do miss the 5 questions part of the interview though.
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    armchair_warrior wrote: so who has seen SOAP?
    you mean the classic situation comedy?
    or the web language?
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    Flexichick wrote: That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:
    ohhh. but you can become a man if you wanted to!
    image
    did anyone read the sex change article in the sunday times:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/fashion/20gender.html?ex=1156305600&en=31c459d6e580580c&ei=5087%0A
  • stellaroof
    stellaroof
    quijibo wrote: [quote=Flexichick]That was supposed to be "Man, I have a crush on JS". Not a man-crush. I am not a man :roll:
    ohhh. but you can become a man if you wanted to!
    image
    did anyone read the sex change article in the sunday times:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/20/fashion/20gender.html?ex=1156305600&en=31c459d6e580580c&ei=5087%0A

    Thanks, Q, but if I really want a penis I certainly know where to find them :lol:
  • quijibo
    quijibo
    Flexichick wrote: Thanks, Q, but if I really want a penis I certainly know where to find them :lol:
    oh. but he doesn't have a penis
    read the article. he's only had top surgery
    the bottom is intact as a new born day :)
  • wolfhaus
    wolfhaus
    This guy has an extra penis (seriously - two fully-functioning penii)

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060819/od_nm/india_operation_dc
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