Ban the person that posted above you..

banned for excessive alliteration.

Banned for mathomythimaficationum.
(yeah, that's right)

banned for being in last place (you're the sacrificial lamb -- methinks we need to revive this thread)

I love this thread! Banned for being anti-religion and anti-antiquated!

Banned for disproportionately high number of posts in the "Banned" thread when you could be contributing more to the "who's next" thread instead!!! WE'D BE AT 9 ALREADY! WE'D BE AT 9!!!

Banned for thinking that playing with one's self is a bannable infraction!!!

banned for not signing this petition:

Petition for the NYC Parks Dept to Amend its Regulations to Codify and Strengthen Off-leash Policy
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/amendparksregs

banned for promoting one thread over another, rather than being even-handed and not choosing a favorite. how do you think this thread feels when it reads you've denied it a thriving existence?

wait! ACK! i ban myself for replying to the wrong ban! sorry Alafair... my computer sometimes doesn't recognize "last post" even when i click it. so i ban me, i ban my computer, and i ban WhyFi cuz that's who i meant to ban in the first place.

and i ban sweet tea... just cuz.



BAN!

banned for promoting out-of-season oranges!

shishkab wrote: banned for promoting one thread over another, rather than being even-handed and not choosing a favorite. how do you think this thread feels when it reads you've denied it a thriving existence?

Banned for accidently banning someone seperated by 3 posts and 56 minutes from the person that you intended to ban!!!

@ Mama - banned for implying that a woman's fruit is all that's needed to keep a man straight! :twisted:

banned for unauthorized use of free verse and serialized social rhymitude