Ban the person that posted above you..

Banned for your non sequitur

Banned on behalf of rights for Heliobacter pylorii, which is very sensitive to your stomach.

How quickly we forget the lessons of history:

1997-10-04Million Microbe March

We are proud to announce the Million Microbe March. On December 29, 1997,
a crowd of one million microbes will converge on Bethesda, Maryland. They
will meet there on the lawn of the National Institutes of Health, and spend
the entire day expressing solidarity, atonement, and genes.
This is NOT going to be a celebration of diversity. While it is true
that microbes have participated in the Million Man March, the Million Woman
March, the Promisekeepers' March, and other anthropocentric marches, the
Million Microbe March is just for microbes.
There is a large spiritual aspect to the March. Too long have too many
denied the spiritual nature of the microbial community. Too often have
microbes been tormented or killed because otherwise compassionate beings
denied the simple fact that microbes have souls.
We ask you to please remember the official slogan of the Million Microbe
March. If you or one near to you is going on the March, please chant the
slogan long, loud, and often:
Small is beautiful. Small is beautiful. Small is beautiful.


1997-11-04Million Microbe March - UPDATE

The Million Microbe March is drawing heavy political fire. The organizers
are being accused of gender discrimination. The organizers have responded
with the following statement:

"The Million Microbe March is a gender-free event. The March is both
anti-discriminatory and anti-disinfectant. The March is organized
by unicellular individuals for the benefit of all unicellular
individuals. People of gender (males, females, and the like) already
have their own events. It is our deeply held belief that people
should just say no to sexual reproduction."

(The Million Microbe March is scheduled for December 29, 1997, a crowd of
one million microbes will converge on Bethesda, Maryland. They will meet
there on the lawn of the National Institutes of Health, and spend the entire
day expressing solidarity, atonement, and genes. For further details, see
last month's mini-AIR.)
We remind you to please remember the official slogan of the Million
Microbe March:
Small is beautiful. Small is beautiful. Small is beautiful.

banned for using a surrender-monkey acronym!

Banned for harping on about the French who were routed in Haiti.

Banned for n00bism.

Banned for expecting everyone to love the llama!

Banned because the in-law excuse is preferable to the out-law excuse.

banned for making me wonder about dog's belly buttons
:-'

(where *is* my dog's belly button?)

banned for not accepting old school typing skillz.

banned for being anti-lazy

Banned for reminding us of the banality of suburbia.

banned for being a truth-monger!

banned for not acknowledging the generosity of my actions