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  • michaelkeys
    michaelkeys
    Yeah, Mama I'll keep your secret--just as long as you don't forget who puts out YOUR fire.
    Always up for drinks. Need me some Vitamin J. Does a body good.
    Right, WF?
  • pitu
    pitu
    bowlers, you have compatriots on the PS board
    http://brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=34422

    er, shish next
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Nope!

    WhyFi next. Clearly.
  • pitu
    pitu
    Nosireeebob!
    How many times are we going to do this today?
    WhyFi?
  • shishkab
    shishkab
    nope! better late than never :)

    pitu next.
  • pitu
    pitu
    okay, sure.
    FREE MONEY NEXT!

    FREE MONEY should REVISIT since HIS COMPETITION has been HITTING THE SITE with WHAT HE CAN DO FOR YOU! SAVE $100,000!
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Dont forget that in addition to being FREE, and MONEY, and NOW, FREE MONEY NOW:

    * Balances your energy
    * Strengthens and purifies the liver
    * Assists glandular functioning
    * Strengthens and increases stomach and digestive energy
    * Increases energy and stamina

    Carnivore?
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    free money what? I just filed an extension on my tax returns. :(

    pathetic, right pitu?
  • MOD
    MOD
    I feel ya chica. I'm considering getting an extension too.
    But cheer peoples! According to the Red Hook board, the Ball Fields are opening this weekend!!! If it doesn't rain.

    Carnitas, carnitas, carnitas! (carnivore!)
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Mrs. C and I did the extension thing too. Ah, procrastination...

    I could totally be convinced to do the ballfield thing on Sunday, but I work the overnight (11p-7a) shift on Saturday, so I either have to go early Sunday morning after I get off work, or in the afternoon after I have time for a nap. 11am or noon probably wouldn't work too well.

    I think BigGuy knows what I'm talking about.
  • MOD
    MOD
    Actually I'm kinda bummed. It looks like it's gonna rain on Sunday, maybe Saturday too. Though the weather channel is always get it wrong. So the Ball Field might not happen. I had planned an all BBQ weekend for the bday, but I was hoping to make it all latina food fest instead once I found out. We'll see.....

    Moving on:
    Yo Big G! Regale us with a yo mama joke! I'll start!

    Your mama starts each day with a bowl of dickreerios, da breakfast of trampions!
  • shishkab
    shishkab
    not G... but i'd like to play

    Yo mama so short she models for trophys!

    Carnivore!
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Your mama so fat she shows up on Google Earth.

    WhyFi?
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    Yo momma's so big the anti-Ratners protest when she visits.

    Alfy?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    No.

    Yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

    Ah, the classics...

    Right, stacey?
  • MOD
    MOD
    Wrong!!

    Yo mama's soooo dumb she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company!

    Don't make me start on yo mama Pitu
  • shishkab
    shishkab
    no!!!

    Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!

    alafair?
  • MOD
    MOD
    Oh yea,
    Yo mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!

    Key's, your up.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Nope. Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, and then she comes back for more.

    Oh snap!

    Right, AFN?
  • MOD
    MOD
    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!

    Double snap!!

    Afn??
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Yo momma so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

    AFN?
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Your mama was recently featured in a Durex XXL Condom ad.

    AFN?
  • MOD
    MOD
    BigGuy wrote: Your mama was recently featured in a Durex XXL Condom ad.

    AFN?
    ooooooohhhhhhhhh daaaaaaaaaam!!!!!!!!! :lol:

    is that true Carny? hee hee
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Mamacita wrote: [quote=BigGuy]Your mama was recently featured in a Durex XXL Condom ad.

    AFN?
    ooooooohhhhhhhhh daaaaaaaaaam!!!!!!!!! :lol:

    is that true Carny? hee hee
    I don't know why he was complimenting my dad like that.

    Why, BigGuy?
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Logic clearly dictates that the correct response is:

    Yo papa so tiny he needed me to fill in for him during a recent condom ad shooting.

    mama you started this!
  • MOD
    MOD
    Yo mama's soooooo stupid, when you told her it was chilly outside she ran out and got a bowl!

    ShishK?
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Yo mamma's so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 2 hours for an estimate.

    WhyFi?
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Time for a musical stop motion animation interlude.


    Right, BigGuy?
  • drano
    drano
    w0000000000000t! Well, that will be in my head for a spell.

    We getting together soon? My wife wants to come along and all.

    BigGuy?
  • bigguy
    bigguy
    Circle circle dot dot baby. And C's avatar goes pretty well with it too.

    Mama?
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