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50 Signs That You May Be An Asshole Restaurant Customer - Page 2 — Brooklynian

50 Signs That You May Be An Asshole Restaurant Customer

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  • caseopele wrote: I think alot of people who have never been in retail or the service industry really have no clue how much you have to put up with. The people treating you like an idiot because of where you work. Having to suck it up and be nice to every customer, no matter how awful you feel, what you're going through, or how nasty some of them can be. And for, at best, a little more than minimum wage.

    Some customers like to use us as their personal punching bags. Have a shitty day? Demean the cashier or belittle your server! Come on, how hard is it to figure out how much you have to pay when you get one bill? And if it's that important to you, ask for separate checks in the beginning. It's a small thing a customer can do that won't make a server's job even harder. Like Laura, I wouldn't last a day as a waitress either. Customers can be demanding at my job but the longest I have to deal with them is 15 minutes or so.

    I happen to be very fortunate though, my awesome customers outweigh the nasty ones. Some old rich guy decides to make himself feel more important by belittling me or a pretentious witch barely deigns to acknowledge me as she throws her credit card at me. But one of my favorite customers comes in and I remember that they are the important ones. The ones who I chat with, discover one has beat cancer, another quit her long hated job, someone else is having family trouble, etc... My great customers make up for all the nasty ones in spades.
    I have worked many customer service jobs, but I haven't been a waitress. I've been a cashier at a supermarket, at starbucks, at coffee shops, and am currently a cashier at the co-op. I know what it's like to be treated like shit by a customer and many of the crappy examples you've listed have been done to me and I don't treat others that way.

    That said, I don't believe customer's requesting a split check at the end of a meal are doing it to be rude, demeaning or nasty. They just don't know.

    The guy putting their money and their coins on the counter when you have your hand up waiting? That lady throwing her cc at you? These people know they're being rude.
  • apollonia666 wrote: [quote=doublediamond][quote=Flexichick]I'm just laughing because DD's signature line is "I believe in peace, BITCH" :lol:
    It's a line from a song, called THE WAITRESS.

    I swear to God!

    It is indeed. Just to edify, for those not familiar with it:
    Tori Amos wrote: "The Waitress"

    So I want to kill this waitress
    She's worked here a year longer than I
    If I did it fast you know that's an act of kindness

    But I believe in peace
    I believe in peace Bitch
    I believe in peace
    I believe in peace
    But I believe in peace
    I believe in peace Bitch
    I believe in peace

    I want to kill this waitress
    I can't believe this violence in mind
    And is her power all in her club sandwich

    But I believe in peace
    I believe in peace Bitch
    I believe in peace
    I believe in peace
    But I believe in peace
    I believe in peace Bitch
    I believe in peace

    I want to kill this killing wish
    They're too many stars and not enough sky
    Boys all think she's living kindness
    Ask a fellow waitress
    Ask a fellow waitress
    Somewhere around here I have a pendant that reads "I believe in peace, bitch" that I bought at a concert around '95 or so.

    If you ever want to sell that pendant, let me know. I love Tori Amos. :-)
  • DD- no one ever said that people who ask to slip checks are being rude, demeaning, or nasty. We're just saying that it's a pain.........and now you know.
    And I don't believe that "most" people don't know it's a pain. Most do, that's why they just work out splitting one check.
  • doublediamond, my post was more about the original list. I was in no way saying people who don't ask for separate checks are nasty or rude. And the first part wasn't directed to anyone here, just more of a general rant. None of you guys seem like the type of customer that gets off on demeaning cashiers or servers.

    Today was an interesting day at work. Our credit card system was down for the first hour so some people acted like we personally were responsible for the problem. I spent 45 minutes on the phone with Verizon DSL and with the help of an excellent tech rep managed to get it back up. So it was mostly nonstop, we had some shitty customers but we also got some amazing compliments. One just for me and 2 for the whole staff from 3 different customers. They totally made my day.
  • caseopele wrote: doublediamond, my post was more about the original list. I was in no way saying people who don't ask for separate checks are nasty or rude.
    Ok, thanks for clearing that up. No problem.
  • doublediamond wrote: [quote=Flexichick]I'm just laughing because DD's signature line is "I believe in peace, BITCH" :lol:
    It's a line from a song, called THE WAITRESS.

    I swear to God!

    I didn't know where it came from, I just thought it was funny
  • Oh, and my post came off alot more stilted and prissy than I meant it. Damn you internets!

    P.S. I listened to that song constantly after I got that cd, awesome song.
  • caseopele wrote: Oh, and my post came off alot more stilted and prissy than I meant it. Damn you internets!
    Teh internets does that to me all the time!
  • Meanwhile, the old Waitresses song has been running through my head ... "I know what boys like, I know what guys want ..."
  • talk about a pain in the ass for pub workers:

    when I was in london in january, a pub till crashed. no, really. the entire computer system crashed. and a bunch of people, including me, kept trying to convince the pub workers to use their math skillz to serve drinks. and they refused. so everyone left. kinda hilarous/scary.
  • Oh, don't even get me started, alafairnadia. I refuse to type in how much a customer gives me, I calculate their change in my head for any amount. I will NOT become someone who can't do simple arithmetic. And in 6 years, I've made mistakes a handful of times, usually when I was sick but I've caught them.

    Our new cashier is wrong for the store in soooo many ways but I'll stay on topic. She has to type in what a customer gives her and becomes completely flustered if she has to figure it out on her own. Someone pays for a bottle that comes out to $9.74, she can't figure out $10.26. Oh, and don't give her the change after she's rung it through! She'll look at you like a deer caught in headlights.

    To channel a 98 year old, "what the heck are they teaching kids in school these days?"
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