naked jogging man on st.marks...
walked out of my apartment this morning to see a naked man jogging, he was turning the corner from Carlton onto St.Marks.. it seemed has though he'd just shed his clothes and left them on the sidewalk. not something i hope to see tomorrow or anytime after. i hope no children saw him.
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Why don't I ever see anything like this??
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George just lucky, I guess.
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The greater crime here is that you didn't get a picture of this.
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the last freak who pulled something like this when i was around (actually, it was a lot more, and i mean A LOT MORE, lewd than streaking, but i digress...) was an idiot who didn't really think the situation through. i was walking my dogs at the time. i just dropped the leashes and yelled "GET HIM!" my goofy dogs probably thought it was a joke, but the funny part was watching that A-hole try to run away with pants and undies down around his ankles. he fell twice in the process (i imagine road rash on your privvies isn't exactly ticklish), i laughed my butt off, and a senior citizen who witnessed the whole thing wanted to buy the dogs some cold cuts from the butcher as a reward.
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shishkab wrote: the last freak who pulled something like this when i was around (actually, it was a lot more, and i mean A LOT MORE, lewd than streaking, but i digress...) was an idiot who didn't really think the situation through. i was walking my dogs at the time. i just dropped the leashes and yelled "GET HIM!" my goofy dogs probably thought it was a joke, but the funny part was watching that A-hole try to run away with pants and undies down around his ankles. he fell twice in the process (i imagine road rash on your privvies isn't exactly ticklish), i laughed my butt off, and a senior citizen who witnessed the whole thing wanted to buy the dogs some cold cuts from the butcher as a reward.
that's awesome! -
No pictures? !
Shishkab - I did something like this once with two friends and a guy wo did something similar. We chased him in our car and scared "some more stuff" out of him -
When I was little, I was walking to my neighbors house and saw this really huge (like 350-400lbs.) guy walking down the street, taking a leisurely stroll. People started honking and yelling at him. He looked down and realized he was nekkid, and started running like a bat outta hell. Cops caught him up the street. I think he was mentally ill. Never forget it.
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Yo I got one. One hot summer day, at least fifteen years ago, I was on the way to the Bronx Zoo with my young son and some friends from the block. We had just bought some snacks at the shop at Underhill and Lincoln, and were setting off towards St Johns, when this huge muscle bound freak comes barrelling down Lincoln on ROLLER SKATES.
ALL his shit was hanging out of his shorts. He had a boner to beat the band and he was hung like a donkey. He sailed around the corner and kept on going to St Johns. OMFG.
All the eye bleach in the world will never erase that image from my brain. :shock: -
shishkab wrote: the last freak who pulled something like this when i was around (actually, it was a lot more, and i mean A LOT MORE, lewd than streaking, but i digress...) was an idiot who didn't really think the situation through. i was walking my dogs at the time. i just dropped the leashes and yelled "GET HIM!" my goofy dogs probably thought it was a joke, but the funny part was watching that A-hole try to run away with pants and undies down around his ankles. he fell twice in the process (i imagine road rash on your privvies isn't exactly ticklish), i laughed my butt off, and a senior citizen who witnessed the whole thing wanted to buy the dogs some cold cuts from the butcher as a reward.
What if the guy was mentally handicapped? -
Huh. I passed a pile of clothing on the sidewalk along Carlton this morning on my way to the train. The woman next to me commented laughingly to her daughter that someone had disrobed in the middle of the sidewalk, but I just assumed it was garbage. Too funny.
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kosherdave wrote:
i can only speak for my personal situation...
What if the guy was mentally handicapped?
in my case, i don't give a crap. a grown man jacking off in front of an old lady? i don't think i would have cared if his nuts were torn off when he fell down. as a matter of fact, i probably would have felt even better! -
kosherdave wrote: [quote=shishkab]the last freak who pulled something like this when i was around (actually, it was a lot more, and i mean A LOT MORE, lewd than streaking, but i digress...) was an idiot who didn't really think the situation through. i was walking my dogs at the time. i just dropped the leashes and yelled "GET HIM!" my goofy dogs probably thought it was a joke, but the funny part was watching that A-hole try to run away with pants and undies down around his ankles. he fell twice in the process (i imagine road rash on your privvies isn't exactly ticklish), i laughed my butt off, and a senior citizen who witnessed the whole thing wanted to buy the dogs some cold cuts from the butcher as a reward.
What if the guy was mentally handicapped?
no, i'd say retarded, never give a dog cold cuts
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shishkab wrote: [quote=kosherdave]
i can only speak for my personal situation...
What if the guy was mentally handicapped?
in my case, i don't give a crap. a grown man jacking off in front of an old lady? i don't think i would have cared if his nuts were torn off when he fell down. as a matter of fact, i probably would have felt even better!
Sorry, I guess I missed the part where he was jacking off. Also, I'm just asking because it seems to me that most people who'd do such a thing, I think we could all agree, are not quite mentally there. "normal" people, by society's general standards, would not do this sort of thing, so it leads me to assume that they're likely a bit loose in the marbles. Anyway, I'd give a crap if it was a mentally handicapped person out on their own and someone sicked their dogs on him...
Now assuming the guy is just a perv sicko, that's a different story... I'm just bringing up possibilities... -
understood.
nope, if the dude were just an exhibitionist like OP mentioned, i wouldn't have dreamed of dropping leashes. but in my case, this was CLEARLY a sexual act (passive attack?) directed at a woman who looked to be close to 80. and i believe wholeheartedly that the perv was mentally unstable, but that does not preclude him from being excused for his sexually aggressive behavior. plus, i guess i'm one of those people who tends to be very protective of seniors, so my concerns were for her welfare, not his. -
A few years ago, I was the site manager for a special event in Battery Park and we had not one... not two... but THREE masturbating men! All of them jerking off in broad daylight before 10am. 2 were ambulatory, one was enthusiastically humping a park bench. The cop's response? "Eh, they'll be done soon. How long can they possibly keep going?"
Heh. True enough, I guess.
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hahahaha that's gross! but kinda funny too.
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I've always dealt with flashers by saying "Mine's bigger!" as I walk by. That causes them to pull their pants up real quick!
One time I was in Loring Park in Minneapolis when this homeless guy I knew (crazy as a loon but harmless) came up to talk to me (and rant) for a bit. After he left, a couple of guys came up to me and said, "Did you know he was just masturbating behind a bush?" I was like, "So? He's homeless! Where do you expect him to do it?" As long as he wasn't doing it in front of me or little children, I could care less. -
'Tis the season, I guess.....when I was in Barcelona about 2 weeks ago, some dude - clad solely in Euro-mandals, messenger bag, greasepainted "undies" and Prince Albert - was strolling down the Passeig de Gracia at....maybe 7pm....maybe.
His private nickname is "Captain Flappy".
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I am actually not alone with that idea.
Check it out as there are other people who consider working out naked. LOL
MOD NOTE: Links disabled. Shilling is against the rules. -
new username, same shill. my analysis is that they are using the forum for no other reason than to spam. I'm inactivating the richard_a account, and if "Wens" is associated with any more shenanigans, we can do the same.
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This is all reminding me of a Randy Newman song:
Old lady lean against a lamppost
Starin' down at the ground on which she stand
She look up and scream
For the lamplight's beam
There stood the famous Naked Man
Beware, beware, beware of the Naked Man
Beware, beware, beware of the Naked Man -
could this have anything to do with the return of the american penis?
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