25 worst rap names of all time

carnivore · March 2007

It delivers what it promises.

michaelkeys · March 2007

Indeed. Although I happen to think "Biggie Smalls" is a rather lame moniker.

drano · March 2007

MichaelKeys wrote: Indeed. Although I happen to think "Biggie Smalls" is a rather lame moniker.

Along those lines (albeit different music), "Fatboy Slim" always annoyed me.

michaelkeys · March 2007

Drano wrote: [quote=MichaelKeys]Indeed. Although I happen to think "Biggie Smalls" is a rather lame moniker.

Along those lines (albeit different music), "Fatboy Slim" always annoyed me.
In more ways than one.

middlesloper · March 2007

I didn't check out the whole list, but I doubt that MC Rove was on it. Did anybody see this ass at the Correspondent Dinner? My eyes and ears have yet to recover

quijibo · March 2007

1. Shorty Shitstain

'Mom, I finally met a man! Yes, well actually, he's an artist. A rapper. His name? Oh, um, did I tell you he drives a Honda? It's really nice. Oh, his name, sorry, I lost track for a second there. Hey did you see Lost last night? No, I'm not changing the subject. OK, fine mom, I'll tell you. It's Shorty. Shorty Shitstain. There, are you happy? Now go ahead, judge him like I knew you would.' A Wu Tang protÃ©gÃ©, Shorty looked at the self-effacing charm of Ol' Dirty Bastard's name, and took it about three shades too depressing.

if that's not the bestest professional name. i don't know what is! right Pitu?

idlewild · March 2007

They forgot "MC Rove".

joetta · March 2007

but I didn't! See above! That was disgraceful :twisted:

carnivore · March 2007

I hope he dies slowly and painfully.

idlewild · March 2007

I'm waiting for "Lil' Gonzales".

alafairnadia · April 2007

Carnivore wrote: I hope he dies slowly and painfully.

I agree. and now homeland security is after us. watch out!

25 worst rap names of all time

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