Dick will make you slap somebody!

MOD · May 2007

Vagina Power Strikes Back!

Piloting The Pussy

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And Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody

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Excuse me but my mothers here with us.....

em26 · May 2007

Whoa , it does? 8-[

Block of yellow government cheese.... :?

Damn , that bitch is over there saluting and piloting the pu*** with her mom sitting next to her...hoe ain't got no shame.

armchair_warrior · May 2007

i want my time back

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bigguy · May 2007

I'm not sure I ever experienced the "tingling up in the nuts", but I'll try to be more aware in the future and I'll be sure to let everyone know if it happens.

em26 · May 2007

BigGuy wrote: I'm not sure I ever experienced the "tingling up in the nuts", but I'll try to be more aware in the future and I'll be sure to let everyone know if it happens.

I see you've recovered from that wild LAN party last night....welcome back.

brooklynpotter · May 2007

ok, i'm sure i'll sound really dumb... what's an LAN party?

em26 · May 2007

brooklynpotter wrote: ok, i'm sure i'll sound really dumb... what's an LAN party?

No you don't , I never heard of it either until it was mentioned here , so I looked it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LAN_party

brooklynpotter · May 2007

i don't know, a drinking party sounds more fun.

bigguy · May 2007

i don't know, a drinking party sounds more fun.

Shame on you for suggesting that a non-computer-related activity could be fun.

brooklynpotter · May 2007

i know, i'm ashamed that i would choose drinking, and all its accoutrements, to a computer party.

bigguy · May 2007

Exactly. And while everyone else was screwing around all weekend, I saved the world a dozen times. But I don't expect any special rewards or commendations. Just the knowledge of a job well done.

brooklynpotter · May 2007

i thought you were visiting your parents this weekend.

bigguy · May 2007

Nope. But to my eternal shame, I drove within a few hundred yards of my mom's house without stopping in. Am I a bad son?

In my defense, I had people in the car and things to do (reference post about re: saving the world).

em26 · May 2007

BigGuy wrote: Exactly. And while everyone else was screwing around all weekend, I saved the world a dozen times. But I don't expect any special rewards or commendations. Just the knowledge of a job well done.

Ah ha...interesting....then what's going on here? :-k

brooklynpotter · May 2007

i knew the whole LAN party had to be some sort of front for debauchery and being unkind to mothers. and saving the world

armchair_warrior · May 2007

last time i went to a lan party it was a sausage fest. never ever went back.

bigguy · May 2007

Yes. All LAN parties are sausage fests.

armchair_warrior · May 2007

you single ladies really should goto a lan party. single male nerds abound. easy as hell too!!!

brooklynpotter · May 2007

just what i'm seeking: easy single male nerds

bigguy · May 2007

I know. Dick will make you slap somebody.

MOD · May 2007

Well I'm pretty sure nobody was piloting any p@#sy at that party

brooklynpotter · May 2007

i'm going to have nightmares about that woman

bigguy · May 2007

Yea, there was nothing even vaguely p@#sy-related to be had.

brooklynpotter · May 2007

big guy, easy single male nerds does not = p*&sy

bigguy · May 2007

I know. You'd think that women would be hot for guys who play video games all the time. Inexplicably, that's not the case.

brooklynpotter · May 2007

you'll go blind, you know, if you play too many video games

bigguy · May 2007

As long as that's the only thing that can cause blindness, I'm fine.

armchair_warrior · May 2007

most of them would be blind by now from killing too many kittens

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brooklynpotter · May 2007

i don't get that

idlewild · May 2007

For all that yappin' this woman does she better be a good a lay as she is a yenta.

brooklynpotter · May 2007

i'd hazard a guess there is no way that woman is good in bed.

Dick will make you slap somebody!

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