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Armchair's Random Thoughts and Favorite Stuff [merge] - Page 2 — Brooklynian

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  • its a warning for some of you pc freaks to avoid it lol. other wise i don't give a rats ass. trolls would be ignore at all cost.

    in my country of brooklyn states of america. people tend to be very sensitive to perceived imagined racial indignation not actual.

    all jackasses will be ignore by me for now on.
  • lol carni. well alot of asians in asia and here are all bananas or twinkies
  • in my country of brooklyn states of america
    sorry, thought i read you were from asia but maybe it was that you are asian.
    people tend to be very sensitive to perceived imagined racial indignation not actual.
    i have no idea what this means... it's ok, i'm not that interested any more.
  • Subject: Freaking Cool third person view in real life!

    Freaking Cool third person view in real life!



    http://www.marcowens.co.uk/avat.html
  • Subject: Whats wrong with this picture?

    Whats wrong with this picture?


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  • Talk to your spin doctor about Incarcerex.

  • Subject: The Piccard Song

    for star trek fans ;).
  • Subject: Re: Whats wrong with this picture?

    [quote=armchair_warrior]Whats wrong with this picture?


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    Sure stapled condoms are very wrong, but even worse, they're not stapled inside the Vanity Fair Africa thread.
    :twisted:
  • hehe doh forgot about that thread ;) be funnier for that one with this post.
  • Subject: haha Bush, Hu, Condi and Yassir? vid

  • Subject: Owned Compilation

    its a compilation of pwnd vids. watch one guy get thrown off a bridge :O.


    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a2c_1183258341
  • Subject: hey its the end of the world we know it.

    hey its the end of the world we know it. Don't worry about oil runing out, we always got more humans for fuel.


    http://consumerist.com/consumer/oil-&-gas/yes-men-solve-the-climate-crisis-soylent-green-269213.php

    Oil & Gas
    Yes Men Solve the Climate Crisis: Soylent Green

    007-holding-reggie-1.jpgAt the Gas and Oil Exposition in Calgary this week, Exxon Mobil executive Florian Osenberg told a rapt audience that the ongoing climate change crisis is no big deal because the dead people can provide "more feedstock."

    In a rousing speech for 300 oilmen and oilwomen with partner Shepard Wolff, the executive reassured the crowd that, even if billions die from expected climate-change-related disasters, the industry will continue to prosper. The oil companies could "keep fuel flowing," said the execs, by turning all the dead people into oil.

    Wolff "described the technology used to render human flesh into a new Exxon oil product called Vivoleum," according to a press release about the event. "3-D animations of the process brought it to life" and candles were lit in honor of an Exxon Mobil janitor who was the first to undergo the process. The speakers were quickly removed from the stage when it was learned, via a final video testimonial from the deceased, that the candles were the janitor.

    Wolff defended his actions for waiting reporters, saying, "150,000 people already die from climate-change related effects every year. That's only going to go up - maybe way, way up. Will it all go to waste? That would be cruel." Calgary cops soon arrived, but could find nothing wrong as long as "the executives" agreed to leave the premises.

    The executives being the Yes Men, of course. The Yes Men are two guys who impersonate executives from unlovable corporations, get their fake selves invited to speak at conferences, and embarrass the hell out of their targets. You can learn more at http://www.theyesmen.org. And don't forget to check out these hysterical pictures of the speech. —BRIAN FAIRBANKS
  • Subject: My new favor condom brand LOL

    My new favor condom brand LOL


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  • Subject: Real Life Transformers :O

    Real Life Transformers :O

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1719034/
  • From digg today:
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    <TRG> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
    <TRG> so she put it in mine
    <TRG> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
    <TRG> that got into the action right away
    <TRG> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
    <TRG> opens up windows media players
    <TRG> and the porn starts playing
    <TRG> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
    <TRG> but then...
    <TRG> she goes berserk
    <TRG> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
    <TRG> and she took out a HAMMER
    <TRG> and smashed the fucking CD
    <TRG> it was the best thing ever
    <TRG> not only was I completely off the hook
    <TRG> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
    <TRG> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
  • haha i laugh at the part about religious ape shit :p and how they entertain us hehe.
  • Subject: simpsonfied yourself

    simpsonfied yourself

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    http://www.simpsonizeme.com/index.php[/youtube]
  • Subject: who says vibrators are only good for one thing.

    who says vibrators are only good for one thing.


  • NO means No right? i guess this jackass didn't think so.

    he was trying to ass rape someone LOL.


    http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=134805
  • Oh my goodness. Poor guy. Being raped by Tiny the convict wouldn't be as bad as being raped by a mule! That's gotta hurt! :lol:
  • lol for anyone who has kids and are sick of being beaten in video games by them.


    http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-beat-your-children-at-computer-games
  • "The cops are outside!"

    "Shit! They must have found the body!"

    :lol:
  • i wonder if they ever have like outtakes from that show matches the stupidity of the fake one.

    hehe :) yay lilbangladesh likes two of my things in a row.
  • You guys have a lot in common! :wink:
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    I need to get my eyes checked.
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