yay! paris is back in the clink!

There's violence on the television,
And letter bombs in the mail
But things can't be all that bad
'cause Paris Hilton went to jail.

Famine eats up children,
The peace talks; they always fail
But things can't be all that bad
'cause Paris Hilton went to jail.

You might have double malaria,
The doctors look at you; they go pale
But things, they can't be all that bad
When Paris Hilton goes to jail.

Christ himself on the cross
Told the guy who banged in the nail
"Mate, things, they can't be all that bad
When Paris Hilton goes to jail".

Dr J, Hinch is NOT Paris!

According to the pic above, Paris Hilton is actually David Spade!

I can not express how much I hate this girl.
And now she's free again. And to top it off we, the tax payers, paid for her stay (from MSN)

Hilton's stay there cost taxpayers $1,109.78 a day, more than 10 times the cost of housing inmates in the general population.