Open Letter of Apology

jewels_burns · June 2007

I'd like to openly apologize to all those that I have offended on this board to date. I'll try harder so as not to bang heads with the members of this board.
Please forgive my harsh intrusion into your lives.

Enjoy the upcoming summer.

Sincerely,

jewels_burns

jack krohn · June 2007

Are you related to Powell Burns, founder of the famed BCAT show "Hambone"?

www.thehamboneshow.com

doctorj · June 2007

I thought he might be related to Jewels Vurns, the scifi author.

dead_geek · June 2007

The undead hoards of St. John's Place accept your apology. GAK!

karl the druid · June 2007

is this a step in the message board anonymous program (mba)?

armchair_warrior · June 2007

i thought mba stands for men bitching abuse.

jewels_burns · June 2007

I related to Tu Won Upenohva

Look, I know some of you are upset, but let's let bygones be bygones. Eat, drink, get drunk or smoke, and be merry.

We can all hold hands and go skipping down St. Johns Place. Let's bury the hatchet...preferably not in me.

MBA stands Miserable n Blissfully Angry, but I'm none of those so you'll have to try again.

caseopele · June 2007

Call me a sucker if you want but I think it was a genuine apology and there are no more 30 posts a day. Plus, I don't see how anyone with a Don Hertzfeldt icon can be too bad!

karl the druid · June 2007

jewel, i admit i used the google elvish-to-drow translation tool, but i wish you best all the same

vane lle ereb no' malle'
(traveled you alone on your road)

manka lle duraya san' lle utuva menlle
(if you believe then you will find your path)

sii', vesta coie ne lle
(now, lives a promise in you)

most sincerely, karl the druid

jewels_burns · June 2007

caseopele wrote: Call me a sucker if you want but I think it was a genuine apology and there are no more 30 posts a day. Plus, I don't see how anyone with a Don Hertzfeldt icon can be too bad!

Thanks Karl for the best wishes.

caseopele here's something for you.

http://www.stickdeath.com/

Turn on your speakers. Now I don't know whether or not you'll enjoy this, but I'm leaving it here anyway. This site is cool, as far as I'm concerned. If you like it, feel free to spread it around. Enjoy

leeho · June 2007

Blah, blah, blah. B-O-R-I-N-G! B-O-R-I-N-G.

mr. tips · June 2007

Mr. Burns: Smithers, are they boo-ing me?
Smithers: Uh...no. They're saying boo-URNS, boo-URNS
Mrs. Burns: (To the crowd) Excuse me, are you saying BOO or BOOURNS?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!
Hans Moleman: (to himself) I was saying boourns.

dead_geek · June 2007

LeeHo wrote: Blah, blah, blah. B-O-R-I-N-G! B-O-R-I-N-G.

You should apologize for that remark. GAK! :P

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