Thank god for hipsters

bal was around before the monotheistic gods of the middle east came about. bal meant lord in the ancient middle east.

but off course anyone who didn't believe in the single god must be heathens so they bal a demon lol.

that reminds me of a story when first Catholics coming to china trying to convert the emperor.

the emperor just said, i think your floods must have miss china. never heard of you Jesus and Abraham or Noah.

Ba'al wrote: [quote=GOD]
Gentrifying Johnny-come-lately? I was here in the beginning and I will be here in the end. And all this coming from a pig. Honk. Honk.

That's a bit rich, considering your little anthropomorphic problem. You might have monotheistic delusions of grandeur now, oh God, or should I say ?l, but you don't fool me. Don't forget I was around when you (and your then wife for that matter) were backwater Semitic players.

Ba'al. Ba'al. I don't want to fight with you. To much of that shit is going on in the world (I should know, I made everything.)

Lets make peace. I'm a caring loving God and do not want to make enemies here. The last big fight I was in cost me my dear friend Morningstar and we all know where he wound up. :twisted: