I hate you lawn owning scum!!

armchair_warrior · August 2007

this applies to the DOT.

why the hell in the freaking world do they send out huge ass mowers to cut grass in the middle of the high way where nobody uses the damn lawns!!!

they should plant plants not lawn grass

. and than hire guys mowed it every few weeks.

this is a lesser rant towards lawn owners in general. who has lawns but never use it. you water those damn things. and never sit or play sports on them. they are a freaking waste of resources.

if you use them i got no problems with you.

daver · August 2007

Golf Courses are a waste of resources. Seriously. I think it was George Carlin who said they should just turn them all into homeless shelters. Golf is an obscene "sport".

And on the flip side, what business of yours is it how people choose to use their lawns? Perhaps they derive pleasure from simply working on and maintaining the lawn. Or perhaps they derive pleasure from simply walking past it on their way inside.

Nah, it is obscene. Ban it.

armchair_warrior · August 2007

if they actually use it, i really don't have a problem with that. but the damn dot keeps their lawns in the middle of the high ways cut. during summer and spring!!

this reminded me while i was driving by some high ways this morning. and i'm like those bastards!!!

doctorj · August 2007

I think you should petition your lawnmaker in Washington.

armchair_warrior · August 2007

hehe dr j lawnmakers lol.

I hate you lawn owning scum!!

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