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jokes/funny stories

dolcefiore

dolcefiore

August 2007 edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff

jokes/funny stories anyone ?

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dolcefiore

August 2007

education for women

communication skill II : Thinking before speaking
communication skill III : Getting what u want ,without nagging
driving a car safely : A skill u can acquire / / / /
apollonia666

August 2007

Um. You should try The Lounge -- that's our forum for stuff like this. This board is just for topics related specifically to the neighborhood. Also, new material. The sexist Shecky Green stuff went out a while back. :roll:
sweet tea

August 2007

this lady knows that you don't need spaces before punctuation marks.
dolcefiore

August 2007

i m italian sorry for the punctuation
amore mio
carnivore

August 2007

I'm pretty sure punctuation works the same way in Italian.
dolcefiore

August 2007

what a lawyer and asperm have in common ?
they both hope to be human someday.
daver

August 2007

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

Because its momma was in a jam...
em26

August 2007

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from that FREAK!!

Run chicken RUN!!
caaahyoko

August 2007

Carnivore wrote: I'm pretty sure punctuation works the same way in Italian.
Oh so quotable.

=P~ And why is this emoticon drooling multi-colored saliva?
daver

August 2007

Where do Generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies...
carnivore

August 2007

OK, this is kind of a mixed bag, and they're not all "jokes" per se, but some of these are hilarious:
toothpick

August 2007

dolcefiore wrote: i m italian sorry for the punctuation
amore mio
Why does everyone in Brooklyn have such a fragile ego?

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