Scott Adams (Dilbert) Visits New York

That was pretty damn funny.

KEEP ON MOVING!

And if that doesn't tickle your funny bone, you can read about a bird shitting on his head in Central Park.

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2007/09/odds-of-being-s.html

Mamacita wrote: The bit about swiping your metro card was hilarious!

And goddammit, I _try_ to practice patience and compassion, but when I am behind someone trying to swipe the card for the fortieth time, I just want to snatch it from them, swipe it through, give it back to them and say "THERE! GO!"

I'm working up to the knee in the neck, but it sounds like you need a uniform for that.

And what is the official position on obviously confused folks on the subway? I tend towards ignoring them, but lately I've tried to make an effort to ask if they need help. It doesn't take very many (read: ONE) nasty folks that DON'T want your help though to turn you off from helping folks that aren't willing to ask for said help. I don't know. But the serial card swipers are a menace to civilized society.