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Britney's comeback at the VMAs — Brooklynian

Britney's comeback at the VMAs

Subject: Britney's "comeback" at the VMAs

Is anyone else watching this? I couldn't resist, and it was worse than I ever could have imagined. I wasn't surprised at her post-two-babies body (which wasn't at ALL bad, mind you, but I thought maybe she'd try to tone up more if she was going to show that much skin), or the lip-synching, or the bad song, but what happened to her ability to dance? She barely moved. The crowd reaction shots were priceless. Fifty Cent, particularly, looked like he was watching an execution.

Woof. That was BAD.
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  • everyone bow before our new pop culture overlord

    .ella. ella. ella...
  • quijibo wrote: .ella. ella. ella...
    I just want to point out that one of my friends went to Greece earlier this summer and she says that song gets an unusually raucous reception in clubs there because "ela" is Greek for "come."

    Just sayin'.
  • there's rumors about our miss Rihanna dating Shia Leboeuf

    http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=18012563
    Rihanna has denied reports that she is dating Transformers star, Shia LeBeouf.

    The pair were snapped getting cosy at an L.A. bar earlier this week, sparking rumours that they were officially an item.

    Perezhilton.com claimed that the pair had also enjoyed a romantic meal at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills.

    “It’s all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set,” said one insider on Shia’s latest movie.

    However, when quizzed by The Insider about her relationship with the actor, Rihanna came out with the old 'friends' cover story.

    “Me and Shia, we are just friends, you know, we barely even know each other.”

    Are you buying it?
  • After hearing the horror stories, I knew that it would be up on YouTube, sure enough -

    My impression - she looks like a talentless, and even worse, uninterested stripper that's goin' through the motions.
  • Plus the shoes seemed too high to move in. I think she was very nervous too.
  • Train wreck...
  • Hmmm... which was more painful to watch - Britney's performance OR Miss S.C.'s "maps" answer?
  • I didn't watch the whole show (yet...I have it on the DVR), but saw Britney. Total train wreck. She needs some good advisors in her life.......somebody who will keep her well-hidden until she gets her shit together.
  • she looks really fucked up. did she sneak out of rehab for this? she kept missing cues, her timing was totally off, and her attempts to rip off madonna laughable. and frankly, the stumbling - not hot.
  • I just watched the whole show on DVR. Blech.

    Ditto what everybody said about Britney - stoned, bad hair, out of shape, lethargic, bad lip-synching.

    I wish more people would actually SING.

    The whole multiple suite party thing wasn't working either.

    The whole show was Teh Suck
  • chris brown just set the bar for the rest of these jokers who can't sing but can dance there asses off. beautiful ms. alicia keyes was the highlight of the show for me and the sister can sing. whaaaat.
  • Live from rehab it's Britney!

    Sarah Silverman was BRU-TAL in her comments following Ms Spear's train wreck...

    “Wasn't that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.”

    Adding: “Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! "They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”
  • Sarah Silverman
    ohhh, i really dislike Sarah Silverman. enough with putting people down for a laugh... and the lady isn't even getting laughs so why bother. I didn't think the crowd was feeling her at all.
  • lmboogie wrote: chris brown just set the bar for the rest of these jokers who can't sing but can dance there asses off. beautiful ms. alicia keyes was the highlight of the show for me and the sister can sing. whaaaat.
    Yes!! Chris Brown rocked it and had me wanting to get up and dance!

    I really wanted Britney to do good. I feel so sorry for her. But there was nothing in her performance (can you even call it that) - not even her backup dancers, that I enjoyed.
  • You guys are cold... :) but sadly, on point: yeah, she shoulda toned up a bit if she was going to show off that much flesh (she was MILF hot, not pop star hot, and while I don't personally care either way, her audience does). And the disinterested stripper comment was priceless, WF. (You my ninja.) Oh, and Miss Teen SC was way more cringe-inducing. This was just...sad.

    Unfortunately for Britney it may finally be time to bring out the forks. This could've been her chance to silence the gossip-mongering and put all that crap behind her with a solid comeback performance. No dice. (The song itself isn't bad. Not my thing but I hear much worse every day.)

    As for Sarah Silverman if she's not sleeping with someone that keeps her in high profile gigs--c'mon, Jimmy Kimmel ain't got no real pull--she must be the luckiest unfunny comedian in the world. Ugh.
  • wtf was up with alicia keys? why oh why did she wear an outfit that made her (probably) size 4 or 6 body look like a size 12??? fer serious. whoever was dressing these ladies should be shot.
  • quijibo wrote: everyone bow before our new pop culture overlord

    .ella. ella. ella...
    huh. I'd never seen that video (I avoid pop culture to the nth degree) and am shocked at how fucking good it is - especially the boxing with water scenes. and frankly, everything jay-z touches, musically, is generally gold. he's a pretty gifted barometer.
  • I just don't dig Alicia Keys......but she can SING, at least.

    And there are tons of reports that Kanye threw a hissy fit after the show for not winning anything. Grow up.
  • everyone bow before our new pop culture overlord
    if you ask me this little girl is less talented than even britney. sure, great video and of course everything jaz touches turns to gold but maybe he can touch someone with just a little bit of talent. she cant' sing, she can't dance. why exactly is she our new pop princesses? who knows. i hope she goes away soon.
  • wtf was up with alicia keys? why oh why did she wear an outfit that made her (probably) size 4 or 6 body look like a size 12??? fer serious. whoever was dressing these ladies should be shot.
    i was actually thinking how great it was to see women up there that looked more like me. i'm sure they could have made her look thinner but i'm glad sisters are showing and being proud of the booty these days.
  • Rhianna at least sang "Shut Up and Drive" last night (in one of those suites) and she sounded decent. Justin Timberlake can sing....so can Adam Levine from Maroon 5, and Alicia Keys........I'd rather see that than lip-synching any day...even if I'm not into some of the performers at least they're SINGING!

    (p.s....Alf, have you been living under a rock? You never saw that before? :-) )
  • Flexichick wrote: Rhianna at least sang "Shut Up and Drive" last night (in one of those suites) and she sounded decent. Justin Timberlake can sing....so can Adam Levine from Maroon 5, and Alicia Keys........I'd rather see that than lip-synching any day...even if I'm not into some of the performers at least they're SINGING!

    (p.s....Alf, have you been living under a rock? You never saw that before? :-) )
    I do live under a rock. thx.
  • lmboogie wrote:
    wtf was up with alicia keys? why oh why did she wear an outfit that made her (probably) size 4 or 6 body look like a size 12??? fer serious. whoever was dressing these ladies should be shot.
    i was actually thinking how great it was to see women up there that looked more like me. i'm sure they could have made her look thinner but i'm glad sisters are showing and being proud of the booty these days.
    I don't mind seeing women who look like me, but I would NOT ever wear an outfit like that. I'm thinking back to whatever performance the dreamgirls stars did on some movie award show. the one that wasn't a size 2 was smokin' - so damn hot. but she wasn't squelching out under a belt or wearing boots that were saggy in all the wrong places like pobrecita alicia last night. and the dreamgirls chick is significantly larger than alicia keys.
  • You're thinking of Jennifer Hudson.

    My belly looks like Britney's, but at least I know not to wear an outfit like that!
  • the funniest part of the show was Jamie Foxx and Diddy commenting on the fight between Kid Rock and the other guy.
  • alafairnadia wrote: ...everything jay-z touches, musically, is generally gold.
    Then maybe he and Ratner should make albums instead. :evil:

    Jay-Z is much like Eminem, in my book: quite talented but prone to talking unnecessary trash. I'll take NaS over Jay-Z any day.

    Not much on the ball with that new protégée of his, btw...
  • Not much on the ball with that new protégée of his, btw...
    Who?
  • i didn't see the show, but just wanna say i think in general sarah silverman is really funny.



    just sayin'.
  • lmboogie wrote:
    Not much on the ball with that new protégée of his, btw...
    Who?
    Rihanna (Q nominates her for queen of his world, above.)
    Her 1st song "Pon De Replay" was the best summer song, last summer.
  • this would have had me out of my seat, cheering, had I been watching live:

    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173461
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