post your MISSED CONNECTION here
in lieu of starting a new board, I figured we should have a missed connections thread and see how it goes. I'll x-post it to PS, CH and wherever else folks want it x-posted to.
so, post your missed connection. think you're reading about yourself? PM the person who posted and find out!
enjoy!
so, post your missed connection. think you're reading about yourself? PM the person who posted and find out!
enjoy!
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all the hot girls i saw yesterday and today and every day. :shock: :bounce:
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hello god, it's karl, i see you on the 9th street stop every morning
yesterday our eyes met but i was too shy to smile
i hid behind my wooden sheild and metro section
help me find my real parents -
okay. I'll start the real posts.
last thursday or friday evening (sorry, I have too much work trauma to tell work days apart anymore), I saw you exiting the b/q 7th ave train station on the PH side. you were carrying a neon green deck skateboard. I thought it was funny. -
armchair_warrior wrote: all the hot girls i saw yesterday and today and every day. :shock: :bounce:
Awww, poor armchair! As soon as I get a friend that's not a guy, I'll introduce you.
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caaahyoko wrote: [quote=armchair_warrior]all the hot girls i saw yesterday and today and every day. :shock: :bounce:
Awww, poor armchair! As soon as I get a friend that's not a guy, I'll introduce you.
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In case you may have forgotten, I'm way ahead in that conga line, so no making promises elsewhere before I get me some satisfaction, lady.
Oh, and to ALL OF YOU out there "looking for a good man" (or woman) make sure you'd know what to do with one before you go wasting people's time. Just sayin'...
Happy hunting! -
wooot caaah yay.
you're my official match maker
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caaahyoko wrote: Awww, poor armchair! As soon as I get a friend that's not a guy, I'll introduce you.
You're not looking to keep your newfound friends very long, are you? :P -
The punk guy with the orange mohawk and matching orange Cons on the shuttle this morning. It was pleasant to see such an outfit at 8 AM.
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Hey Cutie, I saw you on the corner on Washington and St.John's Tuesday morning. You where eating with some of your friends. You looked up at me and it was magic. I tried to make conversation, but you kept moving away from me. One of your friends kept trying to jump on you. Then you flew off.
I was wondering. Are you married? Are you dating someone?
Please write back. Lets make this happen. -
caaahyoko wrote: Awww, poor armchair! As soon as I get a friend that's not a guy, I'll introduce you.
(raises hand) You could introduce me to the guys, if it'd help the karma... -
So, wait - is this a thread where you hope to get together with the person that you 'missed'? 'cause some of these just sound like shout-outs of appreciation, not "yo, let's hook up some time..."
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WhyFi wrote: So, wait - is this a thread where you hope to get together with the person that you 'missed'? 'cause some of these just sound like shout-outs of appreciation, not "yo, let's hook up some time..."
well, if you read missed connections on CL, you'll notice it's a mix of that. it'll be someone saying something like "omg, you, on the train, I loved your outfit!" and, obvi, mostly people saying "omg, you, on the train, you're fuckin' hot so let's hook up!"
this thread, however, is not progressing as the folks in the soccer dad thread seemed to want. i expect more from you people! -
hey you! I bitched you out on the B train around 9 a.m. b/c you were leaning on the pole. I had a headache so I was very disagreeable. but, you have a nice ass. PM me if you're reading.
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I saw you at the liquor store.
Me, hot pants with purple g-string showing and Motorhead tank top.
You, musky wife-beater with large mustache and beautiful mullet.
You bought your night train and left before I could ask your name.
xoxo -Trixie -
alafairnadia wrote: hey you! I bitched you out on the B train around 9 a.m. b/c you were leaning on the pole. I had a headache so I was very disagreeable. but, you have a nice ass. PM me if you're reading.
sounds like someone might stand a chance at winning the alafair-t-shirt....doublediamond wrote: [quote=alafairnadia]yeah. aside from my pic being my fuckin' avatar, all you have to do is look on flickr and you'll find me. feel free to say hi. except if I'm drunk. then I'll either punch you or make out with you. just sayin'.
I don't know why, but that made me think that should be on a t-shirt. On the front: I Made Out with Alafairnadia and on the back, I Was Punched Out by Alafairnadia. -
sweet tea wrote: [quote=alafairnadia]hey you! I bitched you out on the B train around 9 a.m. b/c you were leaning on the pole. I had a headache so I was very disagreeable. but, you have a nice ass. PM me if you're reading.
sounds like someone might stand a chance at winning the alafair-t-shirt....doublediamond wrote: [quote=alafairnadia]yeah. aside from my pic being my fuckin' avatar, all you have to do is look on flickr and you'll find me. feel free to say hi. except if I'm drunk. then I'll either punch you or make out with you. just sayin'.
I don't know why, but that made me think that should be on a t-shirt. On the front: I Made Out with Alafairnadia and on the back, I Was Punched Out by Alafairnadia.
for reals. dude was trying my patience. exchange:
alafairnadia: hey buddy, why don't you stand like a normal person?
dude: what did you just say?
alafairnadia: you know, like everyone else?
dude: blah blah blah
alafairnadia has headphones back on already.
alafairnadia: I'm not listening to you
dude: blah blah blah
dude furtively creeps off and holds a pole like a normal person.
Edited to add: his holding a pole allowed me a nice view of his jeans-clad ass, hence my offering to accept his apologies for being such a dickwad. -
So, can you start a thread entitled "people we've offended, only to discover they have nice asses?"
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queencallipygos wrote: [quote=caaahyoko]Awww, poor armchair! As soon as I get a friend that's not a guy, I'll introduce you.
(raises hand) You could introduce me to the guys, if it'd help the karma...
"Queencallipygos, meet MichaelKeys. MichaelKeys, meet Queencallipygos."
And I do have one other available male friend if you're interested.
Sorry, Alafair, for the derailment!!!! Blame armchair. -
germfree! wrote: So, can you start a thread entitled "people we've offended, only to discover they have nice asses?"
Um.
Is there a list?
And, shoudn't it be "people who have offended us, only to discover they have nice asses?" -
heh. sounds like the offensive people suddenly notice their own attractive butts.
"why, hell-lo! would ya look at the ass on me!"
sorry. am up to my neck in grading essays.
carry on. -
sweet tea wrote: heh. sounds like the offensive people suddenly notice their own attractive butts.
Well, good point.
"why, hell-lo! would ya look at the ass on me!"
sorry. am up to my neck in grading essays.
carry on.
How about "people who have offended us, only for us to discover they have nice asses?"
And do we _really_ need a category for this? Exactly how often does this happen to you alafairnadia? -
daver wrote: And do we _really_ need a category for this? Exactly how often does this happen to you alafairnadia?
no need. there is plenty of nice ass around - most of it attached to non-offensive people. I'm a-ok with keeping this on a missed connections level. -
poppy13 wrote: The punk guy with the orange mohawk and matching orange Cons on the shuttle this morning. It was pleasant to see such an outfit at 8 AM.
he was on the shuttle with me yesterday around 7:45am...you may see him again yet! -
How about "people who have offended us, only for us to discover they have nice asses?"
That's what I said originally!
Happens to me all the time. But, back on topic:
Me: Crunch. 8pm last night. Puffing away to Adam Ant and Air Supply (obviously) on the third treadmill from the (your) left. Midnight blue spandex.
You: Outside Mooneys. Tucking into something delightfully greasy (wing wagon?). Smoking. Beard. I thought you were staring at me. Were you?
Same time tonight baby. Save me some. -
germfree! wrote:
How about "people who have offended us, only for us to discover they have nice asses?"
That's what I said originally!
Happens to me all the time. But, back on topic:
Me: Crunch. 8pm last night. Puffing away to Adam Ant and Air Supply (obviously) on the third treadmill from the (your) left. Midnight blue spandex.
You: Outside Mooneys. Tucking into something delightfully greasy (wing wagon?). Smoking. Beard. I thought you were staring at me. Were you?
Same time tonight baby. Save me some.
Yes, that was me. My name is Clifton and I drive a Volvo. A sexy Volvo. -
omg! super cute punk/industrial guy! around 6:30 p.m., crossing sterling at underhill - walking north on the west side of the intersection. you were wearing all black but, most notably, had this crazy hair. black and super spikey, at least 4 inches high. so you might be jail bait, but say howdy if you're around.
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this post could turn worse than who is gonna post next
, but much more fun hehe. -
Me: Long-haired dude in the park.
You: Hot beef or pork (I couldn't tell) huarache right off the grill.
I wanted you from the moment I saw you, and I think you felt the same. Electricity. But I was too late, and all I could do was watch Papi Chulo make slow tongue-love to you from across the blanket. It could have been me holding you like that. Your warm juices could have flowed over my fingers. You could have been mine.
Call me. -
bigguy i saw the same juicy item :O.
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I've got a good one:
Devi yoga studio, wednesday night. You: hot girl on bike going to class (Katheryn's class, I think). Me: bum smoking and drinking with my old man pals outside the Tea Lounge. You might have been playing it really cool... or maybe you just didn't notice me. Any chance? any at all?
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