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Free Alcohol — Brooklynian

Free Alcohol

daver
daver
edited November -1 in The Classifieds
Not to air my personal dirty laundry, but I need to get rid of some alcohol in my fridge and freezer. And I can't bring myself to pour it down the sink. So...

In trade for one bag of white rice, and a loaf of wheat bread if you are feeling generous, please take off my hands:

5 Carib Limes
5 Smirnoff Ices
2 Dragon Stouts
1 Seagrams orange thingy

1 750ml Seagrams vodka, about 3/4 full
1 1L unopened bottle of JD, bought on the last bender. Er, second to last bender for $35 instead of the rice which I could really use to, I don't know, EAT right now.

Take one, take all. No picking and choosing, it has to disappear from my apartment. Once you are gone, pitch what you don't want, whatever. Just don't tell me. Most of the non-hard stuff isn't even stuff I like, I'm not even sure how I ended up with it. But if it doesn't disappear, I will undoubtably drink it. So make it disappear. Tonight or early Saturday morning hopefully.

Please be 21 and drink responsibly. :mrgreen:

Comments

  • daver
    daver
    OK, I bought rice and bread over the weekend. So it is now officially free. Or buy me a bag of apples or something. And I did good all weekend, minus a couple hours on Saturday when I killed the vodka. So everything is now unopened and factory sealed and no more vodka. As much as it pains me, I'm gonna have to pitch everything soon if it doesn't disappear. Because I can't have it around anymore.

    The horror! A liter of JD straight into the trash! Can't someone save it from this horrible fate???

    As a side note, if anyone knows of an AA or NA meeting in the area that isn't going to completely piss me off, please point me towards it.

    ARG!
  • lilbangladesh
    lilbangladesh
    I wish I could help you, but I can't drink.

    But seriously, if you need a meal, pm me.
  • kevin_on_putnam
    kevin_on_putnam

    Subject: Re: Free Alcohol

    I'll trade you an old white cat and a basin wrench for the scotch...
    daver wrote: Not to air my personal dirty laundry, but I need to get rid of some alcohol in my fridge and freezer. And I can't bring myself to pour it down the sink. So...

    In trade for one bag of white rice, and a loaf of wheat bread if you are feeling generous, please take off my hands:

    5 Carib Limes
    5 Smirnoff Ices
    2 Dragon Stouts
    1 Seagrams orange thingy

    1 750ml Seagrams vodka, about 3/4 full
    1 1L unopened bottle of JD, bought on the last bender. Er, second to last bender for $35 instead of the rice which I could really use to, I don't know, EAT right now.

    Take one, take all. No picking and choosing, it has to disappear from my apartment. Once you are gone, pitch what you don't want, whatever. Just don't tell me. Most of the non-hard stuff isn't even stuff I like, I'm not even sure how I ended up with it. But if it doesn't disappear, I will undoubtably drink it. So make it disappear. Tonight or early Saturday morning hopefully.

    Please be 21 and drink responsibly. :mrgreen:
  • brookfetish
    brookfetish
    what do you want for the JD?
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