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Should I have my valet lashed? — Brooklynian

Should I have my valet lashed?

regular don swan
regular don swan
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
My 1936 Rolls Royce Phantom is only taken from the garage on rare occasions, such as attending polo matches or touring my vineyards. But my valet, Ricardo (I hope he doesn't read this thread!), smudged the rear window with his thumb, and moreover, the stain smells of chicken fat.

Should I have him lashed for offending me thusly? I pay him by letting him steal copper wire from the apartment buildings of my many tenants, and I'm concerned that it would be hard to replace him cheaply.

Let me hear from you, Prospect Heights! Do you have your manservants beaten when they offend?

Comments

  • MOD
    MOD
    I advise a thorough lashing and a rigorous course of verbal abuse.
    Do not forget to threaten deportation.
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    :D:D:D:D:D

    mod note: nice job posting from a diff. IP. you've even got us fooled! 8) 8) 8)
  • daver
    daver
    OFF WITH HIS THUMB!
  • regular don swan
    regular don swan
    alafairnadia wrote: :D:D:D:D:D

    mod note: nice job posting from a diff. IP. you've even got us fooled! 8) 8) 8)
    I employ a special squad of technicians just to mix you up. If it hadn't worked, I would have yanked their H1B sponsorship. And then have them thrashed.
  • curlylocks
    curlylocks

    Subject: of course! how DARE he?

    any worthy household ought be run like the Britsh Navy. on Rum,Sodomy, and the Lash!!
    other than that he should be drawn and quartered.
    for his punishment send him to Paris with the other lady in stead of Poor Maria!!! :twisted:
  • MOD
    MOD
    I find my workers like a good thrashing in the morning, personally.
    Starts off the day on a good foot.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    a switch in time saves nine.
  • littleredmenace
    littleredmenace
    I implore you NOT to hurt Ricardo.

    But only because I'm having an affair with him. Those valets are hot.
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    LittleRedMenace wrote: I implore you NOT to hurt Ricardo.

    But only because I'm having an affair with him. Those valets are hot.
    NO! you too?

    did you also give him money when you found out his sister, marta, was stuck in a well?? oh my god.
  • king without a crown
    king without a crown
    Now if I posted that, my inbox would filled with threats from all the moderators!!!
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    King without a crown wrote: Now if I posted that, my inbox would filled with threats from all the moderators!!!
    that's b/c we think the nypd might actually lash somebody for eating fried chicken in a squad car. yeesh! :lol::lol::lol::wink::wink::wink:
  • king without a crown
    king without a crown
    maybe I should take the moderator test!
  • pitu
    pitu
    King without a crown wrote: maybe I should take the moderator test!
    ehhhh, you'd have to bribe us all with those teeney gold shields
  • littleredmenace
    littleredmenace
    alafairnadia wrote: [quote=LittleRedMenace]I implore you NOT to hurt Ricardo.

    But only because I'm having an affair with him. Those valets are hot.
    NO! you too?

    did you also give him money when you found out his sister, marta, was stuck in a well?? oh my god.

    Oh geez - the well scam. I always fall for that one.

    Alafairnadia - Ricardo is MY man. Don't make me have to slice you.
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    LittleRedMenace wrote: [quote=alafairnadia][quote=LittleRedMenace]I implore you NOT to hurt Ricardo.

    But only because I'm having an affair with him. Those valets are hot.
    NO! you too?

    did you also give him money when you found out his sister, marta, was stuck in a well?? oh my god.

    Oh geez - the well scam. I always fall for that one.

    Alafairnadia - Ricardo is MY man. Don't make me have to slice you.

    hey, stop trying to hog ricky! I'll sic my gigantic cuban cat on you - he weighs 17 lbs and is a santero!
  • drano
    drano
    My advice is to drive a beat-up Ford Country Squire like the really rich folks do.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    to be fair i think this o ne needs to be nuke too. too many fake post.
  • regular don swan
    regular don swan
    I strongly object to the imprecation that my beseeching of advice from your fine readers is, as it were, ersatz!

    I challenge you to a duel, under the arch, at 7pm!

    Ricardo will be my second.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    7pm is already set for another duel. how bout 9pm on top of the arch.

    wash shall be my second if he get his ass off the leaf.
  • littleredmenace
    littleredmenace
    alafairnadia wrote: [quote=LittleRedMenace][quote=alafairnadia][quote=LittleRedMenace]I implore you NOT to hurt Ricardo.

    But only because I'm having an affair with him. Those valets are hot.
    NO! you too?

    did you also give him money when you found out his sister, marta, was stuck in a well?? oh my god.

    Oh geez - the well scam. I always fall for that one.

    Alafairnadia - Ricardo is MY man. Don't make me have to slice you.

    hey, stop trying to hog ricky! I'll sic my gigantic cuban cat on you - he weighs 17 lbs and is a santero!

    Speaking of gloveslaps, I challenge you to a dual at the Grand Army Plaza by the goat cheese booth on Saturday when the sun is directly over the square.
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