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Who Wins in a Fight? — Brooklynian

Who Wins in a Fight?

jackson
jackson
edited November -1 in The Lounge / Random Stuff
Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis?

I have had this discussion with many, many people and I thought I'd see the response here. Granted, I'm usually drunk when I bring this up, but I beliee it is one of the greatest questions of our time. By my (scientific) calculations, Willis is in the lead slightly. I beleive the reason for this is that Willis has been in more movies recently and is more in the public eye.

I disagree with this notion. Ford wins hands down. Ford has played two of the Most Awesome Dudes ever - Indiana Jones and Han Solo. He also saved a person from dying of dehydration - in his own helicopter! The man is a beast. Also, if your going with Willis, I have one question for you: What kind of guy loses his wife to some kid (and horrible actor)??? This would never happen to Harrison my friends! I think the fight would a lengthy and difficult one, but my man Ford wins.

Comments

  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    Ford wins. he's a replicant.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    Ford. he's totes been drinking calista flockheart's blood to stay young.
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    don't know both are pushing towards the grave. hmmm probably both would break a hip. and nobody wins.
  • sweet tea
    sweet tea
    oh, yes. reminds me of the (30-seconds) old proverb:

    When old men fight, only the orthopedist wins.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    I would totally want Ford to win, because Willis is a sleazebag, but something tells me Willis would win. I think it's because he'd fight dirtier.
  • alafairnadia
    alafairnadia
    but he doesn't have Ford's suave seduction technique. that shit totally counts.
  • theoryofpractice
    theoryofpractice
    alafairnadia wrote: Ford wins. he's a replicant.
    and the President. "Get off my plane."
  • lilbangladesh
    lilbangladesh
    I dunno. Willis plays more badasses than Ford.

    And my cat's a fan! He never watched TV until his sister Nickel died, but he LOVES watching Bruce Willis, particularly Bruce Willis shooting people. He made me play Die Hard 2 every night for a couple of weeks and boy was he ticked when I finally returned that DVD! :D

    He liked 16 blocks (I liked it for Mos Def's incredible acting, Penny liked it because it was Bruce Willis shooting people) and he kinda liked The Fifth Element, though the blue people confused him.

    I'm trying to get him into watching 24. And he does like the violent bits, but he doesn't seem to be so into Jack Bauer.

    No accounting for taste! :D
  • drano
    drano
    Our cat likes hockey and baseball. Ignores the TV otherwise, but captivated by those two. I'll put photographic proof up next time the Rangers play.

    Willis would win, but Stallone could take both of 'em at once.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    Drano wrote: Willis would win, but Stallone could take both of 'em at once.
    You're right. Stallone would be the quimby.
  • lilbangladesh
    lilbangladesh
    Nah, but Stallone would be outwitted by the both of them.

    Stallone could win by brawn, but the other two have brains.

    Get this, my other cat likes GOLF!!
  • armchair_warrior
    armchair_warrior
    Samuel L. Jackson would kick all their asses! hands down, bad mofo.
  • lilbangladesh
    lilbangladesh
    True.
  • jackson
    jackson
    armchair_warrior wrote: Samuel L. Jackson would kick all their asses! hands down, bad mofo.
    No way! I love Samuel L, but he's all talk! He'd be yelling and screaming about how he was gonna kick Ford's ass right up to the moment Ford drops him with a right hook. Samuel talks too much. Ford is all business.

    And as far as Stallone - he would clearly be outsmarted by Ford. He'd give Sly a riddle to think about then kick him in the neck. Done and done.
  • whyfi
    whyfi
    ...and while all these guys are fighting, George Clooney will be "comforting" their women folk. Sly bastard.
  • carnivore
    carnivore
    lilbangladesh wrote: Nah, but Stallone would be outwitted by the both of them.

    Stallone could win by brawn, but the other two have brains.

    Get this, my other cat likes GOLF!!
    Stallone is going to frakkin' die from all the steroids before he'd have a chance at either of them:

    image
  • jeffrey
    jeffrey
    teh funny wrote: Can the person waiting for the brow sculpting session please raise their hand?
    Aw, how sweet.

    Just like mom.

    image
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