your prospect heights utopia.

young snitch · October 2006

dream on, sweet dreamers.

- a reasonable selection of vegan dog bakeries
- stroller-only sidewalks
- all weedspots turned into hemp sandal emporiums
- any non-baked foodstuffs should also be available in smoothie form
- washington avenue turned into a kitten run (sweaters required)

add on.

qtrain · October 2006

Subject: Re: your prospect heights utopia.

young snitch wrote: - washington avenue turned into a kitten run (sweaters required)

But... I really want this to happen.

breuckelen · October 2006

A curfue for all the thugs!

brookfetish · October 2006

Breuckelen wrote: A curfue for all the thugs!

A spell check feature.

alafairnadia · October 2006

Breuckelen wrote: A curfue for all the thugs!

I read "Corfu" and started pondering Greek thugs on Washington Ave.

dailyheights · October 2006

kitten run!

apollonia666 · October 2006

I would like all bodegas to sell yarn and bubble tea.

And ponies!

breuckelen · October 2006

Creative writing classes, so all the editors on this site can relax...

apollonia666 · October 2006

Breuckelen wrote: Creative writing classes, so all the editors on this site can relax...

Aww, that's sweet, Breuckelen. And I wish for a pair of boxing gloves for you.

dailyheights · October 2006

Creative writing classes for the editors, and anger management classes for... ah, never mind.

qtrain · October 2006

Last wish -- I wish I had two more wishes, and I wish they'd fix the door to the matrix there's mad glitches.

erikka · October 2006

Subject: I can swear on here, right?

Shit, who doesn't want a kitten-in-sweaters run? Apparently we have a raccoon run down in South Slope. Good luck getting a sweater on one of those fuckers.

adding:
- a store sell $350 skinny jeans that were made for less than $20 by a toddler in El Salvador. A safe haven for dudes who secretly like wearing girl's pants because it makes their bulge look bigger.
- stores with a bunch of handmade stuff that's really lovely but otherwise useless. Do you really need a $50 Marcel Dzama dishtowel?
- A space for womyn to congregate and synchronize menstruation while performing modern dance.
- weed spots now populated by nonthreatening college students, can order online - they have blackberries

breuckelen · October 2006

A place where thugs and hippsters can smoke crack together at SODA. This in the shadows of the Atlantic Yards where they all live because that will be a utopia of racial harmony housing.

jjb · October 2006

A place where thugs and hippsters can smoke crack together at SODA.

Well, hey, SODA does have a backyard! I know they don't serve booze out there any more, but you could try talking to them about crack ...

jack krohn · October 2006

more section 8 housing
a prison with weekend furloughs
a few homeless shelters
5 or 6 methadone clinics
less police
a gun shop
a strip joint
a 50-foot high, impenetrable brick wall to protect us from gentrification
a cavernous railyard stretching for three city blocks (oops, we already have that)
more residents who fight crime with super-soakers

escap · October 2006

A huge sports complex surrounded by a couple dozen high-end skyscraper condos.

escap · October 2006

Oh, and I like Jack Krohn's strip joint idea.

leeho · October 2006

A basketcase corner for all of those who check this post! It wouldn't last long cuz of 311. Let's clap rhythmlessly! :oops:

doctorj · October 2006

An endemic incurable airborne virus that turns everyone's skin permanently bright green with purple spots all over, but is otherwise symptom free.

leeho · October 2006

huh?

cupcake · October 2006

the return of daveb

alafairnadia · October 2006

Cupcake wrote: the return of daveb

that would actually be awesome.

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