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Haunted House @ Lyceum — Brooklynian

Haunted House @ Lyceum

leeho
edited November -1 in Prospect Heights
Has anyone gone to this? I've been pondering getting tix for some time now, but want to know if it is actually scary.

Anyone?

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  • Subject: “Pin the Sin on Jesus”

    I bet Les Freres Corbusier's HELL HOUSE at St. Ann's Warehouse is scarier.

    Every Halloween, Evangelical churches across America stage haunted houses that replace the traditional ghosts and ghouls with real depictions of evil: high school cheerleaders getting abortions, gay men dying of AIDS, and children reading Harry Potter.

    Now, for the first time ever, this cultural phenomenon comes to New York City- with the Church's own script fully intact. Obie award-winning Les Freres Corbusier transforms St. Ann's Warehouse into an authentic multi-chambered Hell House of horrors.
    Part installation, part performance, part haunted house, Hell House culminates in a celebratory hoedown with bands in the “Christian rock” tradition, punch, and a friendly game of “Pin the Sin on Jesus.” Alternately hilarious and horrifying, come celebrate like the true believers.
    TOURS BEGIN EVERY 15 MINUTES STARTING AT 7:30 PM (UNTIL 9:45 PM).
  • I heard about that thing. Di you ever see the documentary about those places? Amazing movie, really scary people who buy into the evangelical haunted house. St. Ann's is doing the real deal, but the crowd, obviously, doesn't take it as seriously as the real deal.
  • Subject: Re: “Pin the Sin on Jesus”

    pitu wrote: I bet Les Freres Corbusier's HELL HOUSE at St. Ann's Warehouse is scarier.
    What does it have to do with Le Corbusier? That's strange.
  • They're the pnes who produced it and I guess are performing it. I think it would be really interesting to see.
  • LeS FRERES Corbusier and Le Corbusier the architect are not the same thing. :roll:
  • JJB wrote: LeS FRERES Corbusier and Le Corbusier the architect are not the same thing. :roll:
    Then why is his face on the website? :roll:
  • Obviously, they named themselves after him. Perhaps he is their muse. Doesn't mean Hell House has anything in particular to do with him.
  • Is this an actual evangelical hell house or a satirical take on it?

    I was interested, but when I read in L mag, i think, about the Evangelicals... I just can't give my money to that. I figured that "Pin the Sin on Jesus" couldn't be church sponsored... It is satire, right?
  • It is absolute satire, but it follows the kit sent out to the core, with an exception:

    October 14, 2006
    THEATER REVIEW | 'HELL HOUSE'
    A Guided Tour of Hell, With an Appearance by Satan
    By BEN BRANTLEY

    According to Satan’s spokesman, a vermilion-faced guy in a black cape, irony is “so-o-o-o 20th century.” That would also appear to be (for the moment, anyway) the opinion of Les Freres Corbusier, the stunt-savvy young theater company that is sponsoring Satan’s stay in Brooklyn this month.

    Les Freres, whose approach to art lies somewhere between P. T. Barnum and Dada, have brought to New York an irony-free facsimile of the Halloween entertainment known as a Hell House — an evangelical Christian chamber of horrors that has been multiplying amoebalike throughout the United States in recent years.

    Under the direction of Alex Timbers, “Hell House,” which opened this week at St. Ann’s Warehouse amid the urban chic of the Dumbo neighborhood in Brooklyn, presents its visions of the fiery agonies that await non-Christians with nary a wink or roll of the eyes.

    Well, almost, and it’s a crucial almost. For the most part, this production closely follows the look and text proposed by Pastor Keenan Roberts — the Colorado minister who has done much to popularize Hell Houses by selling kits with scripts and design advice. (Suggestion for the abortion sequence: “a meat product that will resemble as much as possible pieces of a baby.”) But there is one significant interpolated scene that directly points the finger at those who have come to scoff.

    The setting is the eighth stop on the demon-guided tour of rooms presenting hellbound sinners in action, which has already included men who marry men and a girl who goes to a rave and is gang-raped. Unlike the earlier vignettes, which have involved a lot of screaming and simulated bloodshed, this one looks comfortingly, even tediously familiar.

    Three young adults sit in a coffee bar, talking about staples of cultural satire like The Onion and Jon Stewart.

    One of them proposes putting together a comedy project about fundamentalist religion, and they begin riffing on the possibilities of parodying Christian rock and portraying Jesus. The conversation is interrupted by a posse of devils, who carry these wise guys straight to hell.

    This segment, titled “The Ironists,” was inspired by a mock “Hell House” staged in Los Angeles in 2004, featuring comedians like Bill Maher and Sarah Silverman. But its inclusion in the Freres’ version has a more far-reaching resonance, and for many viewers it will probably feel more personal than any of the grislier scenes. For what “The Ironists” suggests is that, according to the logic of “Hell House,” the very attitude that inspired many New Yorkers — the type who wear their eyebrows in their hairlines — to buy tickets for this production is exactly what damns them to an eternity in flames.

    That’s pretty much it in the way of distancing commentary from Les Freres Corbusier, and it is woven so seamlessly into the broader, blood-spattered fabric of “Hell House” that it doesn’t call attention to itself. Instead, the moment functions as a barely perceptible, comradely nod from a creative team to its audience.

    The scene is further evidence that for Les Freres, and a generation of artists now in their 20’s and 30’s, irony is coolest when it’s worn as an invisible undergarment instead of as a flashy fashion accessory. This sensibility informed the company’s best-known previous project, “A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant,” in which schoolchildren act out the life of L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the Church of Scientology. (That show is to be revived at the New York Theater Workshop next month.)

    Otherwise, “Hell House” plays it as straight as a stretch of highway through the cornfields of Kansas. Camping, in this self-enclosed universe, is what Boy Scouts do in the woods. The members of the large young cast never present the plights or beliefs of the people they are portraying in quotation marks.

    That includes the participants in a gay wedding (followed closely by a hospital scene, in which one of the grooms is dying of AIDS) and the black-clad student who perpetrates a Columbine High School-like massacre. Archness is the exclusive province of the infernal tour guide and Satan himself, who sound more like bona fide New Yorkers than anyone else in the show.

    Because the interest of “Hell House” is more anthropological than theatrical — pitched as it is to people to whom it will probably seem as exotic as Margaret Mead’s Samoa — there isn’t a lot for a theater critic to comment on. As a veteran visitor of spook houses, I feel qualified to say what the scariest parts are by nonpolitical standards. That would be the claustrophobic simulated womb (home to a fetus that’s about to be aborted) and the Dante-style corridor of hell, where the damned reach out from peepholes begging for help (though I’ve been on blocks in New York that are nearly as bad).

    As someone who grew up among Southern Baptists, I can also vouch for the rightness of tone of the post-tour reception, where Kool-Aid and doughnuts are served to the strains of live Christian rock, which brought back memories of church basement gatherings in the 1970’s.

    Since I have relatives who probably believe that I am bound for hell, I am perhaps more immunized against the real sadness that is implicit in Hell Houses. Pitched principally at impressionable teenagers, who are by nature narcissists, Hell Houses shrewdly play to the selfishness of their visitors. They are not about compassion for the suffering they show but about the possibility of such suffering happening to you.

    In the reception room, by the way, there is a cardboard cutout of Jesus (who was earlier embodied in the flesh by an actor of intimidating sincerity) on which people are encouraged to pin pieces of paper on which they have written their sins. Among the confessions the night I was there: “I am a man and I wear Capri pants” and “I think Jesus is hot,” as well as more somber and expected declarations (“I kill people in the name of religion”).

    Obviously, “Hell House” is a bring-your-own-irony sort of affair.

    http://theater2.nytimes.com/2006/10/14/theater/reviews/14hell.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1161755387-LlWPF3QIcSFnEzaB59JE7A
  • Sounds pretty sweet.

    Christians and Republicans and Nazis, oh my!
  • FYI: The Le Corbusier discussion has been split off to the Lounge.
  • Carnivore wrote: FYI: The Le Corbusier discussion has been split off to the Lounge.
    Ooof. I deleted my post and started to move it over there, but that discussion is about Le Corbusier himself, NOT about Hell House. And since there are still some posts about Hell House here and it's at least tangentially related to the haunted house at the Lyceum, I'm putting it back here:

    I went to Hell House Friday night. It's pretty funny/creepy/campy. The part that genuinely freaked me out was the very end, when you emerge into a "Christian hoedown" room where you're congratulated for making it through, they give you punch and mini-donuts, earnest-looking, fresh-scrubbed singers perform bad gospel songs and a very authentic-looking pastor cracks bad jokes. It was just too, too similar to real church socials in Arkansas where I grew up. My friend who's in the show told me that people from the south and midwest are often genuinely skeeved out by that part. I couldn't get out of that room fast enough!

    The scary thing about Hell House is realizing that there are so many people out there in the red states who take these things VERY seriously.
  • I was raised Pentecostal and have been to the real-deal versions of one of these back in junior high. I'm not sure if I'll go--I mean, are they jabbing fun at evangelicals in an "oh isn't this so ironic" sort of postmodern way? I'm not religious anymore, but to me, the scariest part about it was how totally 'effin serious the people who ran the house were. The real thing was actually really scary. I should also put a disclaimer that both years I was forced to go to hell house, I was grounded for sneaking out to go trick-or-treat.

    edit: just read all of leho's c&p and I'm gonna skip this one. I guess after too many years of living in a repressive religious environment, the irony/humor is lost on me.
  • I hear ya. Anyway, since we live up here, I've never seen one and think it would be interesting to see at least a kind of a representation of one.

    Also, there is a documentary called "Hell House" that examines the phenomenom of hell houses in Texas. Creepy stuff, but , again, fascinating. Also the Bed/New Year brothers play on the soundtrack.
  • LeeHo wrote: Anyway, since we live up here, I've never seen one and think it would be interesting to see at least a kind of a representation of one.
    I'd never been to one, but yeah -- I think folks who never lived in a part of the country with a high percentage of evangelical Christians will have a much different reaction than someone who has. I still found it thought-provoking; I bet I didn't find it as funny as you may, though. *Shudder.*

    They do play it somewhat "straight" -- they try to be over-the-top and amateruish in the acting purposefully, so as to be as much like actors in a "real" Hell House. I did feel much better about spending my ticket money to support a local theatre troupe to see it than I would have giving money to a real fundie church. Actually, I would probably never do that at all.
  • I went last night. It was fun and I actually was scared although my friend who I went with wasn't scared in the least. I would definitely suggest going if it weren't so expensive. It would be worth $10 but not more.
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